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Bizarre Horror Fantasy With Beloved Child Star Is Free To Stream
By TeeJay Small
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Hollywood has a long history of mistreating child stars, often leading them to go down a path of drug abuse, conservatorships, and dangerous public struggles with their own mental health. Luckily, one prolific child star, Daniel Radcliffe, was blessed enough to receive excellent guidance in his career, resulting only in a propensity for appearing in super bizarre indie films. 2013’s Horns is one such Daniel Radcliffe oddball, which is currently streaming for free, just in case you haven’t yet had the chance to check it out.+
Daniel Radcliffe In Horns

For those of you who have never heard of Horns, the film’s narrative centers on Daniel Radcliffe’s Ignatius “Ig” Perrish. After Ig’s girlfriend Merrin is kidnapped, sexually assaulted, and murdered, Ig becomes the prime suspect, forcing him to become a social pariah and hide from a barrage of invasive media inquiries. Things get even worse for the young man when he wakes up after a drunken bender, only to learn that a pair of devilish horns have begun to protrude from his forehead.
The horns aren’t just a fashion statement either, as Ig gains the ability to learn the darkest and most depraved secrets of everyone he comes across. Some people are transfixed by the horns, prompting them to willfully deliver their twisted visions, while others need to be physically touched in order to reveal their dark truths. As the narrative of the film builds to a shocking climax, Daniel Radcliffe delivers a stunning and moving performance, with some truly disturbing undertones.
Based On A Book Written By Stephen King’s Son

Horns was written by Keith Bunin and directed by The Hills Have Eyes filmmaker Alexandre Aja, based on the 2010 novel of the same name by American writer and son of Stephen King, Joe Hill. Daniel Radcliffe is joined in the cast by a small but talented crop of performers, including the likes of Juno Temple, Max Minghella, Joe Anderson, David Morse, and Dexter‘s James Remar. Shia LaBeouf was originally slated to lead the cast, though he ultimately departed the project before filming due to scheduling issues.
Despite its star power, interesting premise, and well-crafted special effects, Horns failed to make a major splash on the pop culture zeitgeist. The film managed to make just under $4 million during its brief theatrical run, though reviews for the film were mixed, at best.
An Underrated Film

Today, the Daniel Radcliffe vehicle touts a Rotten Tomatoes critic score of just 41 percent. Personally, I feel that the movie is vastly underrated and deserves a bit more praise for its bizarre and esoteric delivery.
It seems to me that many people ventured to watch Horns with a similar mindset to Daniel Radcliffe’s 2016 indie movie Swiss Army Man. These viewers were enticed more by the prospect of watching a grown Harry Potter engage in bizarre, sometimes raunchy shenanigans, rather than opening their minds to the possibility of seeing Radcliffe for all he’s worth.
Luckily, the former child star seems to have finally shed that image with his appearances in numerous recent hits, which makes now the perfect time to revisit Horns and other Daniel Radcliffe classics. Those interested in watching Horns today can find the film streaming for free on Freevee via Amazon Prime Video.
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The Odyssey cyclops was inspired by one of historys goriest paintings
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey draws from the literature of antiquity, but there’s an art history reference in the film that’s relatively more recent. And deeply gory.
In a major moment from Homer’s epic poem, Odysseus (Matt Damon) is heading home from the Trojan War with his men when they stop by an island for food and supplies. It’s here they find themselves trapped in the sheep-filled cave of the mighty Polyphemus (Bill Irwin), a towering cyclops who casually changes up his daily diet of homemade artisanal cheese for a bloody feast of weary Ionian soldiers.
The Odyssey‘s production design of Polyphemus is terrifying and weird: a colossal, awkward, human-like form with twisted facial features including a solitary, rotated eye. Snatching up Odysseus’ crewmates like popcorn, the cyclops stands for a moment crunching on a newly headless man, his bleeding body limp in the creature’s hand.
It’s this moment that art history nerds (hi) might connect with a familiarly gory scene, of a wild god feasting upon a torso: Francisco Goya’s early 1820s masterpiece, Saturn Devouring His Son.

Francisco Goya’s “Saturn Devouring His Son.”
Credit: Fine Art Images / Heritage Images/ Getty Images
Nolan has confirmed the cyclops was inspired by the 19th-century Spanish artist’s famous work, which depicts a violent moment from ancient Greek myth. As detailed in Barry B. Powell’s Classical Myth, Zeus’ dad Cronus (called Saturn by the Romans), was the leader of the Titans, powerful beings who sired the Olympian gods. Cronus’ mum Gaia (Terra) and dad Ouranos (Uranus) had a prophecy that he would be overthrown by one of his divine children — Poseidon, Demeter, Hestia, Hera, or Hades. So, what did Cronus do? He ate them.
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In fact, Cronus threw back his kids whole, which is important later in the story (Zeus, who was born in secret, managed to get his dad to vomit up his siblings and they indeed rose up against the Titans). But in Goya’s painting, Saturn/Cronus has not eaten his brood whole. With those wild eyes open, he’s ripped the head and arms off one of his children and is snacking away on the torso like a baby with a teething rusk. It’s pure madness.
And this is exactly how Nolan has Polyphemus feast on the Greek soldiers in The Odyssey. Like a child. A wild child of gods. Which, incidentally, is what Polyphemus is — the son of sea god Poseidon and oceanid or sea nymph Thoosa.
It’s no wonder Nolan had Goya’s gruesome visual on his mood board. Back to the original ancient text, Homer’s description of the cyclops’ feast (translated by Emily Wilson) is just as grisly, as he writes, “Leaping up high, he reached his hands towards my men, seized two, and knocked them hard against the ground like puppies, and the floor was wet with brains. He ripped them limb by limb to make his meal, then ate them like a lion on the mountains, devouring flesh, entrails, and marrow bones, and leaving nothing.”
Flemish artist Peter Paul Rubens also did a horrifically figurative version of Saturn Devouring His Son earlier in the 17th century, a moment of infanticide and child cannibalism which can’t really be unseen.
So, when you’re watching The Odyssey, think of Goya’s bloodthirsty, paranoid Saturn and one of the most gory snackscapades in art history.
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Monthly subscriptions make sense for some software. But if you use the same Windows PC every day and simply want Microsoft Office installed and ready to go, paying once can be the simpler option.
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If your goal is simple — a full Office suite on one Windows PC with no recurring fees — this is an easy way to get there.
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R-Rated Director’s Cut Of The Worst X-Files Movie Is Streaming In Less Than A Month
By Chris Snellgrove
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Possibly no TV series ever made has had such a meteoric rise and epic fall as The X-Files. The early seasons captivated ‘90s audiences with a potent combination of sexy lead actors and stories about alien abductions and government conspiracies. The franchise arguably hit a high point with the first movie, The X-Files: Fight the Future. Unfortunately, it was all downhill from there. Later seasons got progressively worse, and David Duchovny eventually left the show for good. He came back for the worst revival in television history, one that followed up on some of the revelations of the second movie, The X-Files: I Want To Believe.
Whereas Fight the Future advanced the complex mythology of the series, I Want To Believe was modeled more after the series’ monster-of-the-week episodes. Unfortunately, the monster was weaksauce, and the film’s vestigial ties to some of the stupider lore really dragged it down. But could this failed film be one good edit away from being a banger? Chris Carter seems to think so. Last year, he teased that he was working on an R-Rated director’s cut of the film, one that brings it to bloody life like never before. Now, fans will be able to judge for themselves: The X-Files: I Want to Believe Vrach Frankenshteyn will begin streaming on Hulu on August 14.
Somehow, Mulder And Scully Returned

The X-Files: I Want to Believe is a movie where Mulder and Scully have long since left the FBI; she’s a doctor, and he’s a hermit. But when an FBI agent gets kidnapped, and a Catholic priest starts seeing her in psychic visions, the Bureau gets Mulder to consult on the case because of his prior experience with all things spooky. Unfortunately, the PG-13 movie was a flop: it has a 32 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes from critics and audiences alike. It also earned only $68.4 million against a $30 million budget, with its box office likely suffering because it premiered only one week after Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight.
It’s a movie so bad that most X-Files fans would rather forget that it exists. However, when Chris Carter appeared on David Duchovny’s Fail Better podcast last year, he said that he was working on an R-rated director’s cut and hinted that it would premiere on streaming. “Now I have a chance to go back and make the scary movie that I always intended to make,” he said. “It’s not just doing a director’s cut to do a director’s cut. It’s really kind of bringing to life something that for me was on the page and never got to the screen.”
It’s Alive!

For better or for worse, the teasing is over. Previously, the new cut (titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe Vrach Frankenshteyn) was set to debut on Disney+ in June, but it got quietly yoinked off that streamer’s schedule to make time for some last-minute tweaks. Now, the movie is set to premiere on Hulu on August 14. While Carter is excited to show us his original vision for this flawed sequel, it’s not yet clear how it will differ from the theatrical version. It’s also not clear what the weird new title is about, though many think it’s a hint that Carter has, Frankenstein-style, cobbled together a new film out of assorted footage that had been left on the cutting room floor.
Will this director’s cut from Chris Carter leave fans screaming “it’s alive,” or will we just want to burn the movie with fire? Like Mulder always says, the truth is out there. And we can find out together: The X-Files: I Want to Believe Vrach Frankenshteyn premieres on Hulu on August 14. Here’s hoping it can help to erase the stink of Season 11 from our collective minds!
