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Masters of the Universe Just Beat Marvel At Its Own Game

By Chris Snellgrove
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The ‘80s is the decade that just keeps giving, with its countless colorful franchises being reinvented for the modern day. This is especially true of IPs that were originally made to sell toys, which is why beloved cartoons like Transformers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have been repeatedly remade into live-action movies. However, He-Man failed to make the leap into modernity: after the 1987 live-action film featuring Dolph Lundgren became a critical and commercial bomb, the franchise steered clear of the big screen, with only a few controversial animated revivals to keep the brand alive.

Now, though, a new Masters of the Universe movie has hacked and slashed its way into theaters. When news of this movie was first announced, even the beefy barbarian’s biggest fans were worried it would be a disaster. Given how badly most Hollywood revivals go, it was easy to imagine that this film would change up crucial lore fans loved about the original show, or maybe transform the cartoon’s legendarily campy tone into something so grimdark only edgelords could enjoy it. 

Fortunately, we had nothing to worry about: Masters of the Universe is the new gold standard for franchise revivals, one that will leave old-school fans grinning while winning over new audiences with a sexy, silly, and utterly spectacular sci-fi thrill ride.

A Bone To Pick With He-Man

The premise of Masters of the Universe is that when Skeletor (Jared Leto) and his evil army attack the city of Eternos, its only prince (Nicholas Galitzine) is sent to Earth for his own safety. He brings with him a sword filled with magic power, but he loses it almost as soon as he arrives. Fifteen years later, he’s close to finding the sword, a weapon that can transform him into a hulking He-Man and, even more importantly, transport him back to his home world of Eternia.

However, this hero will need all of the sword’s power and all of the help he can get from his old mentor (Idris Elba) and childhood best friend (Camila Mendes) to defeat the combined forces of darkness and lead the world of Eternia into a new golden age. Along the way, he will need to learn more about what it means to be both man and He-Man, the wisdom necessary to rally a battered-down rebellion into a fighting force that can take Skeletor down for good.

The Most Faithful Designs

As an ‘80s kid who had way too many He-Man figures, the first thing that pleasantly surprised me about Masters of the Universe is how faithful the character designs are to the original cartoon. He-Man’s iconic look is replicated so faithfully that Nicholas Galitzine (a great comedic actor who sells the transition from puny prince to battling barbarian) looks like a walking, talking action figure. The same can be said for Teela, and Camila Mendes imbues this character with the perfect balance of grace, strength, and beauty. Familiar villains like Beast Man and Evil-Lyn are scarier than ever before, and I was particularly impressed by Trap Jaw, whom the movie transforms into a one-man walking army.

But the wildest character to behold is, without a doubt, Skeletor. He is the perfect live-action incarnation of his iconic cartoon design, one whose skull-faced visage expresses a surprising range of emotion. The CGI used to do so is very effective, and it helps bring to life some of this character’s most gloriously goofy faces straight out of the ‘80s. In his own way, Skeletor symbolizes the greatest selling point of this movie to the franchise’s older fans: this is the cartoon brought to life, full stop, with no fussy concerns over modernizing the designs or sanding off the adorable cheesiness of the characters.

Between the accurate costume and the unrestrained, gonzo performance from Jared Leto (who is almost shockingly good here), the movie has everything you could want from this iconic villain. The sneers, the monologuing, the humor, it’s all here, and Skeletor is simultaneously the funniest and the scariest character in the movie. At times, this can create a slightly distracting tonal whiplash. Overall, though, Skeletor will please the fans who wanted him to be a pastel goth meme king and those who wanted an intimidating villain who is as ruthless as he is relentless.

Crude And Campy, Through And Through

Speaking of humor, it’s worth noting that almost everything in Masters of the Universe has its tongue firmly in cheek. There are occasional serious moments, like when He-Man has heart-to-heart conversations with his dad about being a good son and with his old mentor about what it means to be a man. For the most part, though, the movie is in the vein of a Guardians of the Galaxy-style irreverent sci-fi adventure. Between the steady supply of jokes, the film is a breezy thrill ride, one that goes by remarkably fast despite the two-hour, fifteen-minute runtime. 

Some humor is aimed squarely at adults, and not everything lands. For example, this adaptation of an old kids’ cartoon has a lot of jokes about fisting, and there are some sexual innuendoes Skeletor tosses to He-Man that are sure to raise a few eyebrows. In one of the movie’s crudest moments, Teela jokingly calls Cringer (He-Man’s talking tiger who hates fighting) a “p*ssy,” getting an accordingly shocked reaction from He-Man. It got a relatively shocked reaction from my theater, which is fair: for a film being marketed as a family-friendly sci-fi blockbuster, there are a lot of things in Masters of the Universe that you probably wouldn’t want your kids repeating. 

At the same time, it’s pretty refreshing to see a blockbuster refuse to play things safe, and like Marvel’s Guardians movies, it’s fun to see good guys who are rough-around-the-edges instead of squeaky-clean exemplars of morality and goodness.

An Action-Packed Fantasy Epic

Masters of the Universe packs in far more action than I was actually expecting. Unlike the 1987 movie, this latest film spends only a small fraction of time on Earth, and those scenes are worth it because they crescendo with a nerve-wracking fight scene with Beastman. Honestly, while the new He-Man movie doesn’t break the sci-fi mold, it does deliver many different kinds of battle scenes sure to get your heart pumping. 

This includes one-on-one showdowns (like He-Man and Skeletor, or Man-at-Arms and Trap Jaw), big group battles (like the initial attack on Eternos and the later, desperate assault on Castle Grayskull), and even multiple, high-flying scenes of starship combat. This variety helps keep things fresh, while witty writing and wonderfully earnest acting help to ground every CGI-laden fight scene with humanity.

Not Too Woke, Not Too Weird

Speaking of humanity, the movie walks a very fine line between being an ‘80s homage and being a modern action opus. There are some very 21st-century lessons here about the need to temper power with empathy and the importance of solving the occasional problem without violence. Nonetheless, a brief scene at Prince Adam’s Human Resources underscores how mind-numbing touchy-feely mantras can be and how many of those touting them are secretly control freaks relishing in the surprisingly robust power they have over others. 

Throw in He-Man’s early worries that he isn’t manly enough and some Man-at-Arms speeches about how wars are won by soldiers and not poets and you have a movie that will mollify just about anyone who worried it would be too “woke.” At the same time, Masters of the Universe stays mercifully clear of politics, presenting itself as an epic clash of good versus evil that you can enjoy regardless of who you voted for.

Easter Eggs As Far As The Eye Can See

If you are a big fan of He-Man from way back, you’ll probably love one aspect of Masters of the Universe more than anything else: the Easter eggs! There are practically too many to count, including a cameo from Dolph Lundgren (the original live-action He-Man) and several references to the 1987 film. At one point, Prince Adam tracks his sword to a comics and collectibles store called the Fright Zone, which is named after Hordak’s base of operations in She-Ra. That store also prominently features Big Jim, the toy line that preceded He-Man and provided the mold that would become Cringer.

There are multiple great music drops, including the original cartoon theme and, hilariously, Four Non-Blondes’ “What’s Up,” which was featured in the greatest He-Man fan video ever made. 

Plus, without spoiling things, there are two different mid-credits scenes and one post-credits scene sure to make older fans grin harder than they have in decades. In short, the more you know about this sprawling fictional universe, the more you’ll enjoy this ambitious new film.

Notably, these Easter eggs are inserted pretty seamlessly into the film. Masters of the Universe is very accessible to complete newbies, and you can enjoy all of these weird little moments at face value, even if you don’t know what they are homaging. When you do get the references, though (“whoa, did He-Man just thunder punch Skeletor?!?”), it just makes some already-awesome scenes that much cooler. Careful, though: the more you recognize, the more likely you are to speed home and bust out all your favorite childhood He-Man toys.

Nostalgia You’ll Feel Right In Your Bones

Collectively, these Easter eggs help to cement something that becomes apparent very early into the film: Masters of the Universe is a true labor of love, made by a director (Travis Knight), writer, and producers who have a clear passion for the source material. It’s not perfect, but this movie is leaps and bounds better than most sci-fi revivals, and it’s infinitely better than The Mandalorian and Grogu, the new Star Wars movie oozing its way down the box office ranks with the slimy tenacity of a Hutt.

Against all the odds, this revival of a classic ‘80s property is better than fans could have possibly hoped for. It’s full of dynamic action, fun characters, witty dialogue, and one gloriously scenery-chewing performance after another. Totally, this is basically the love child of Conan the Destroyer and Thor: Ragnarok, which is fitting for a franchise that has always blended sci-fi with fantasy. Masters of the Universe is an unrelenting thrill ride of action and adventure, one that winks at the camera a little more aggressively (and a little more infectiously) with every scene.

Looking for an unapologetic love letter to a bygone decade that served as the perfect intersection of action schlock and action figure? Good news, kiddos: for the first time since the ‘80s, He-Man has the power!

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‘Love Island USA’ reveals the final four couples competing for first place

Following a lighthearted week of quality time and family reunions, Love Island USA finally announced the four couples competing for the $100,000 first-place prize.

After Corbin and Parmida were dumped from the villa in Season 8, episode 29, there were six couples left standing: Aniya and Carl, Kayda and Zach, Kenzie and Dylan, Melanie and Sincere, Tierra and KC, and Trinity and Bryce. The next few days were full of fun challenges like The Girls pranking The Boys, The Girls enjoying a fun waterpark-themed getaway from the villa, and the Islanders meeting each other’s family members for the first time.

Season 8, Episode 33 kicked off with a “mouthwatering” couples’ challenge, in which each islander had to transfer food items in water (like sardines) or condiments (like ketchup) from their mouth into their partner’s mouth. After the challenge, the couples had a few more tough pills (or, in this case, fortune cookies) to swallow at dinner that night: they found out the results of a public vote that decided which four couples were heading to the finale, and which two couples were going home.

One by one, the couples cracked open their fortune cookies, revealing whether they were safe. The final four were revealed to be Aniya and Carl, Trinity and Bryce, Melanie and Sincere, and Kayda and Zach.

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This left two couples dumped from the villa: Kenzie and Dylan, and Tierra and KC.

X users were sad to see them go, especially those who thought that Tierra and KC had a stronger connection than other couples in the villa. KC had just asked Tierra to be his girlfriend in Season 8, episode 31, which made the dumping even more shocking to viewers.

However, viewers were elated that Kenzie didn’t say goodbye without squatting down for one last iconic split.

While the islanders shared an emotional goodbye with Kenzie, Dylan, Tierra, and KC, they took the time to appreciate the genuine friendships they built in the villa – embodying what viewers called “Friendship Island” this season.

What makes the final four couples especially memorable this season is that the four girls are each part of the original group of islanders that we were introduced to in Season 8, episode 1, with X users saying that we have a “core four” finale in our midst. 

Now that the final four couples have been revealed, we’re only a few episodes away from finding out which couple will be crowned the winners of Love Island USA Season 8.

The season finale is scheduled to air on Sunday, July 12, 9:00 p.m. ET / 6:00 p.m. PT on Peacock.


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WWII Spy Thriller On Netflix Based On An Incredible True Story

By Jacob VanGundy
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Operation Mincemeat is a spy thriller based on a true British intelligence operation from World War II. While the spy story is fascinating, and there was enough suspense to keep me watching, the movie is bogged down with unnecessary interpersonal drama. The result is an uneven, disappointing movie that doesn’t live up to its premise. 

Based on Ben Macintyre’s book about the historical event, Operation Mincemeat is about a misdirection mission by British intelligence. To hide the Invasion of Sicily, a plot is hatched by British intelligence officers Ewen Montagu and Charles Cholmondeley to plant false information on a corpse and have it wash ashore.

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To sell the fake soldier’s identity, a detailed backstory was constructed including a fictional fiance using a photo of the office’s secretary Jean Leslie. 

The Period Drama Overshadows The Spy Intrigue

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Operation Mincemeat brings together a fantastic cast of UK actors, who deliver great performances across the board. Colin Firth, Matthew Macfayden, and Kelly Macdonald play the movie’s three leads, making their characters feel real. The supporting cast also features great actors like Penelope Wilton, Johnny Flynn, Jason Issacs, Mark Gatiss, Paul Ritter, and Simon Russell Beale.

While I found the depiction of spycraft in Operation Mincemeat compelling it was weighed down with superfluous period drama elements. Much of the film’s runtime is dedicated to the love triangle between its three main characters, which adds a layer of unneeded personal drama that actively distracts from the spy mission’s inherent tension.

It’s the sort of tacked-on plotline that feels like it exists to meet period drama expectations, and I was unsurprised to learn it was invented whole cloth for the movie. 

The Spycraft Is More Interesting

Some of the most interesting spy thriller moments of Operation Mincemeat are glossed over to dedicate more time to its boring love triangle. Numerous scenes depict the budding relationship between Ewen and Jean, while the head of Germany’s army intelligence discovering the plot and turning a blind eye to undermine the Nazi regime is given a single truncated scene.

As a fan of spy thrillers, I can’t help but feel like the movie prioritizes the wrong elements of its plot.

The pacing in Operation Mincemeat also suffers due to its love triangle. What should be a consistently suspenseful movie grinds to a halt halfway through to focus on the romantic subplot and the hostility it creates between Ewen and Charles. With a runtime of 128 minutes, it drags on for too long, drawing attention to its unneeded subplot.

Despite its shortcomings, Operation Mincemeat has a strong story at its core and it tells that story well when its focus isn’t divided. It’s at its best when it depicts the finer details of the operation and the construction of the soldier’s fictional life. With strong acting and directing, it’s well-made even when the writing falls short. 

Fans of period dramas who also enjoy spy stories will likely enjoy Operation Mincemeat, while fans looking for a spy thriller like I was may find it disappointing. It’s a well-made movie bogged down by a single poor creative decision. You can watch the film version of one of history’s most fascinating spy stories for yourself on Netflix.

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Stargate SG-1 Started A Series-Long Tradition And A Fan Favorite Running Joke

By Jonathan Klotz
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One thing you’ll notice when you’re (re)watching Stargate SG-1, is that Daniel Jackson (Michael Shanks) dies a lot. By the time he dies in Episode 12, “Fire and Water,” his death count is up to three (the movie, and “Nox”), which is a little high for a regular human. Then again, he doesn’t really die in “Fire and Water,” so should that even count? Stargate Command gives him a full funeral with military honors so to my mind, it counts as another notch for “Daniel Jackson is Dead.”

Daniel Jackson Is Dead. Again. For The Third Time.

Richard Dean Anderson And His Team Stargate Hockey Stick

“Fire and Water” opens with SG-1 coming back earlier than expected from their latest mission, looking all sad and dejected as Hammond asks what went wrong, and learns that “Jackson is dead.” Before the opening credits we see the whole military funeral, O’Neill (Richard Dean Anderson) giving a touching eulogy where he admits that Jackson is the heart of the team. Out of anger, O’Neill, likely a little drunk off of Molson’s, takes out the window of a car with a hockey stick (look quick and you’ll note it says “Anderson” on the stick) and angrily demands they movie it. It’s Hammond’s car, prompting a suddenly much calmer O’Neill to tell his boss that he needs to replace that window. 

The SG-1 team slowly realizes that Daniel isn’t dead. Something messed with their minds to make them think he was. Turns out, Daniel’s alive, underwater in the lair of the aquatic merman Nem to help solve the thousand-year old mystery of what happened to his mate, Omoroca. We learn that Omoroca and Nem helped teach the ancient Babylonians until she was murdered by Belus, who of course, was a Goa’uld System Lord. It all goes back to the Goa’uld. 

The Math Ain’t Mathing

Gerard Plunkett As Nem

The merman like Nem is played by Gerard Plunkett, who first appeared on Stargate SG-1 as Councilor Tuplo in “The Broca Divide,” starting the trend of actors playing multiple aliens during the show’s decade-long run. Nem never reappears, nor is he or Omoroca mentioned again, perhaps because someone behind the scenes did the math and realized the pair’s involvement with the ancient Babylonians and also the Goa’uld broke the timeline.

Jackson tells Nem that Omoroca helped inspire the Tau’ri rebellion against the Goa’uld. That took place in 3000 B.C.E. in Egypt, yet Jackson says Nem was on Earth 4,000 years ago working with the Babylonians. That maths out to roughly 2000 B.C.E., or a thousand years after the rebellion. Goa’uld being active on Earth and acting as Gods past that point doesn’t work with the timing of the burial of the Stargate. 

“Fire and Water” is another in the long line of episodes that introduces an advanced species with deep ties to the roots of human civilization that we never see again. Get used to it, even Stargate Atlantis does this years later. It’s also not the last time that Jackson is killed in the line of duty. On its own, it’s a bit of an empty episode that alludes to bigger things, though it does get a little credit for Nem’s planet Oannes not looking like the woods of Vancouver for once. 


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