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Unrated 70s Sci-Fi Thriller Will Blast You Into Oblivion
By Robert Scucci
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1978’s Laserblast is one of those movies that requires you to consult Wikipedia to fully understand what’s going on. Knowing this is important because if you don’t, you may start questioning your own intelligence while trying to make sense of the story it’s attempting to tell. Be kind to yourself, dear reader, because your brain is not broken. This movie is. But don’t let that assessment steer you away from streaming this punisher on Tubi because it’s a perfect B-movie featuring stop-motion aliens, incompetent police officers, and, as its title suggests, a lot of laser blasts.
For every wooden line of dialogue, there’s a pretty neat explosion. For every human interaction that plays like writers Frank Ray Perilli and Franne Schacht were aliens who just learned how humans behave and decided to make a movie about it, there’s some great stop-motion animation. It may be a stretch, but I’m convinced the main character, Billy Duncan (Kim Milford), was a huge fan of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, because his mannerisms when he goes into full rampage mode scream Leatherface.
Billy’s Revenge Arc, Or Whatever You Want To Call It

When Laserblast introduces us to Billy, we bear witness to a momma’s boy who doesn’t like being left alone. He’s in his 20s but still throws a tantrum about living rent free, and unsupervised, in a very nice house. He has a girlfriend named Kathy (Cheryl Smith), who’s also in her 20s and lives with her grandfather, Colonel Farely (Keenan Wynn). This complicates things for Billy because the Colonel doesn’t like him, meaning they have to hang out on the sneak.
One day while wandering through the desert, Billy finds a laser cannon and a strange amulet. Bored and curious, he affixes the cannon to his arm and learns it fires an explosive laser, but only if he wears the accompanying amulet he finds lying on the ground nearby. Once he realizes the scope of his power, he sets out on the war path, vowing to eliminate everybody who has ever wronged him.

If you’re wondering what kind of people have wronged Billy in Laserblast, get a load of this. He’s mad at Deputies Pete Ungar (Dennis Burkley) and Jesse Jeep (Barry Cutler) for giving him a speeding ticket. He was speeding. He’s also mad at some local boys named Chuck (Mike Bobenko) and Froggy (Eddie Deezen) for challenging him to a race he couldn’t participate in because his shaggin’ wagon wouldn’t start on time to compete.
Meanwhile, a group of aliens observe Billy’s actions from afar, speaking in an indecipherable language with no subtitles. The subtext suggests they want their laser back, so let’s just go with that.
You Need A Likeable Protagonist For This To Work

Billy is a total chode in Laserblast, which makes his entire revenge arc hard to sell. Most of the time he’s wandering around moping, and then when somebody breaks his balls he vows to kill them. He’s the kind of person who turns every perceived slight into a personal vendetta. It’s exhausting, and not exactly satisfying when he goes after the people who have allegedly wronged him because it’s just regular everyday stuff that sets him off.
His physical evolution, however, is the most perplexing aspect of Laserblast. The amulet he wears while firing the cannon causes a mysterious growth on his chest, which makes Dr. Mellon (Roddy McDowall) want to investigate further with the help of a government goon named Tony Craig (Gianni Russo). Already in full laserblast mode, it’s implied that Billy becomes more and more like the aliens he stole the device from the more he uses it, resulting in green skin and not much else.

He twists and turns with his laser blaster like Leatherface chasing a damsel in distress, but he lacks the physicality to keep these sequences from becoming unintentionally hilarious. If I sound like an expert on this one, it’s because I read the exhaustive breakdowns on both IMDb and Wikipedia. But if I’m being honest, those writeups give the movie way too much credit. In the movie itself, a bunch of stuff happens that seems vaguely connected, and then there are some rad little alien dudes (David W. Allen’s stop-motion efforts alone make this worth watching) who occasionally chatter , but we never truly know whether they’re good or bad.

As of this writing, Laserblast is streaming for free on Tubi. It’s best not to think too hard about this one and just let it happen to you. It’s amusing, but I’d hardly call it a movie. For what it is, though, it’s definitely entertaining. I thoroughly enjoyed it, but will likely never watch it again.
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That wild Scarpetta ending, explained
After eight time-jumping, case-blending episodes, Scarpetta ends with a bang. Well, more of a bludgeon.
The Prime Video series based on Patricia Cornwell‘s books — namely, the first Dr. Kay Scarpetta book, Postmortem (1990), and Autopsy (2021) — finishes up its first season with some answers, but then leaves major question marks and red herrings flapping about in the air.
Let’s get into what happened, what Scarpetta (Nicole Kidman/Rosy McEwen) found out, and what burning questions we have for Season 2 (which Amazon has confirmed is coming). Obviously, spoilers ahead.
Who is killed in Scarpetta?

Nicole Kidman as Scarpetta.
Credit: Connie Chornuk / Prime
Scarpetta could have really given us more information about the murder victims.
In 2026, there are two women murdered: Gwen Hainey, biomedical engineer at Thor Labs, who was selling U.S. biotech secrets to Russia, and runner Cammie Ramada, whose death was ruled as “accidental” despite being anything but.
In 1998, there are five women murdered: ER surgeon Lori Petersen’s killing begins the series, after the murders of Cecile Tyler, Brenda Steppe, and Patty Lewis. Then, journalist Abby Turnbull’s (Sosie Bacon) sister, Hannah, is also murdered.
Who is the killer in Scarpetta?

Jake Cannavale as Pete Marino, Rosy McEwen as Dr. Kay Scarpetta.
Credit: Connie Chornuk / Prime
There are two killers in Scarpetta, one in the past and one in the present.
1998 killer: Roy McCorkle
Through glittery government soap and emergency call records, ’90s Scarpetta figured out the identity of the serial killer she, homicide detective Pete Marino (Jake Cannavale), and FBI profiler Benton Wesley (Hunter Parrish) had been investigating. The killer is Roy McCorkle (Martin De Boer), a local 911 dispatcher who had chosen his victims based on their voices.
2026 killer: August Ryan
In the present, the murderer is revealed to be a copycat. Officer August Ryan, the braces-wearing cop Scarpetta has worked with since the ’90s murders, is the killer of Gwen Hainey and Cammie Ramada.
Scarpetta first meets Officer Ryan at the murder scene of Lori Peterson in Berkley Heights in 1998. “I was never the first on a scene before, of a grisly murder,” he tells her, visibly affected by the violence. This murder ignited Ryan’s penchant for violence but his traumatic past also played a part (more on that below). Later, at the scene of McCorkle’s death, Ryan calls him a “murdering bastard,” and scorns “what he did to those women,” despite those being actions he will repeat 28 years later.
In 2026, Ryan is the first person Scarpetta talks to at the crime scene where Gwen Hainey is found in episode 1. Ryan leads Scarpetta to the victim, pretending to have just encountered the scene he created. Ryan then meets Scarpetta and Marino at the condo where Gwen Hainey was attacked — he even smugly declares that he “found” the murder weapon and reports that Matt Peterson’s fingerprints are all over it (Lori Peterson’s husband, the main suspect of the 1998 murders), which sends Scarpetta and Marino off course. In episode 4, Ryan does it again, leading medical examiner Dr. Debbie Kaminsky (Ashley Shelton) to Cammie Ramada’s body, a crime scene he also created.
Motive? “I did it to impress just the right gal,” Ryan says in the finale, referring to Scarpetta herself.
What’s with the 3D-printed organ business?
In Scarpetta, Thor Labs is a tech company that 3D prints human organs. And though the storyline goes off on a tangent with dead astronauts, the most important thing is that the company links the murder victims in 2026.
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Gwen Hainey and Cammie Ramada both bear skin grafts, pieces of biosynthetic skin made by Thor Labs. Remember, Hainey was a biomedical engineer there, working on the Thor Orbiter Project (3D printing human organs in space). In the finale, Scarpetta receives a call from Officer Blaise Fruge (Tiya Sircar) saying there was a third person in Thor’s skin test group, but Fruge is cut off before naming them.
“That’s how he met them,” Fruge says. “They were in the same group.”
That person? August Ryan, who, as a child, burned his arm on a train track the night he witnessed his uncle committing sexual assault. Presumably, Ryan was after a skin graft. As to the pennies? Ryan’s uncle distracted him with a penny during his crime, one the kid was trying to retrieve from the hot track when he was burned; pennies were left at the murder sites of Gwen Hainey and Cammie Ramada, and Scarpetta finds a penny on her dining room table.
What’s the deal with Maggie and Reddy?
Maggie Cutbush (Stephanie Faracy/Georgia King) spends the present-day storyline basically being a creep and an anti-feminist pain in the ass, but there’s more going on here than meets the eye.
In the ’90s, Maggie was appointed Scarpetta’s assistant when her computer was hacked for information about the Peterson case. Scarpetta wrongfully accused Maggie and fired her. However, the culprit was Dr. Elvin Reddy (Alex Klein), Scarpetta’s professional rival, who also tampered with evidence to discredit Kay.
Now, Dr. Reddy is a piece of work. He wanted Scarpetta’s job of Virginia’s chief medical examiner back in the ’90s, so always had a chip on his shoulder. Reddy hires Maggie as his own assistant, and the show suggests an abuse of power and sexual harassment. In episode 4, Scarpetta looks into Cammie Ramada’s death, ruled as “undetermined” by medical examiner Kaminsky. But Scarpetta finds out that Reddy (chief medical examiner by this point) had shown up at the autopsy with a bunch of FBI agents (the crime scene goes across federal and district lines) and essentially bullied Kaminsky to rule Cammie Ramada’s death an accident.
In the present, Maggie is deployed again as a “direct line” between Scarpetta’s office and Reddy, now health commissioner (and Scarpetta’s boss). Importantly, Reddy and Maggie know Scarpetta’s secret: She killed McCorkle in self-defense in the ’90s — and Marino covered it up for her. Scarpetta did the autopsy, then lied about the findings, but notably, Reddy came into the morgue and indicated he knew there was more to the killer’s death than Marino’s bullets.
In the finale, Maggie flips the script telling Scarpetta she has proof to bring their dodgy boss down. “Pick a crime,” she says. “I’ll get you everything you need to nail the bastard. Leave me out of it, and I’ll leave you out of it.”
What’s going on with Benton Wesley?

Simon Baker as Benton Wesley.
Credit: Connie Chornuk / Prime
Scarpetta’s cardboard husband, Benton Wesley, has dark secrets. We know he left his wife and kids for Kay, and is having an affair with his FBI cybercrime partner Sierra Patron (Anna Diop). We also know he had a traumatic childhood involving neurodivergence and reading disturbing material before his career as a serial killer profiler.
In the finale, Scarpetta tracks Wesley to his definitely illegal interrogation truck at home using Find My Friends, and he warns her to stop investigating Gwen Hainey and Cammie Ramada “before it’s too late” without elaborating. He’s also sent hacker Jinx Slater (Luke Jones) to jail for his girlfriend Gwen Hainey’s murder, presumably to keep the FBI’s Thor Orbiter investigation under wraps.
However, during the scene, Wesley gets…creepy, saying he has some “strange behaviours” and that “there are some creatures that I enjoy to watch suffer,” which seems like he’s about to confess to his “real self” being real dark. We all saw him watch that fly die in pain, and we won’t forget his creepy childhood lair in the basement. But then he simply asks for a divorce. What a fake-out.
Is Matt Peterson actually innocent?
Matt Peterson (Graham Phillips/Anson Mount), the husband of Lori Peterson, appears to be Scarpetta‘s red herring. He’s the guy Marino (Bobby Cannavale) suspected and punched, who runs a cultish grief farm (where Lucy inexplicably ends up in the finale — girl, wyd). But is he actually as innocent as he seems? Sure, he just happened to meet Gwen Hainey in a bar trying to bring his wife back to life with 3D-printed organs. But in episode 1, when a young Marino is interviewing a young Peterson, the suspect mentions one of the first things he noticed meeting Lori in college was her “contralto” voice. “Stopped me in my tracks,” he says. “Its actual tone was perfection.” Marino counters, asking, “You notice a thing like that, huh?” How did McCorkle choose his victims? Their voices. Still a red herring?
Who “killed” Janet?

Ariana DeBose as Lucy Farinelli-Watson.
Credit: Connie Chornuk / Prime
Both Kay and Dorothy (Jamie Lee Curtis) say they didn’t “kill” Janet, the AI version of Lucy’s (Ariana DeBose) wife that she’s been talking to daily since her real death, but she’s sure one of them did it. So, was it one of them? Or was it, say, Blaise Fruge, who wanted to exact a little bit of revenge on her lover for walking out during their argument about Blaise losing her job thanks to Lucy’s “joy ride” to The Orchard? Or perhaps Janet did find a code back door to walk out of…
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Who’s at the door?
In the final moments of Scarpetta, we see that Kay has absolutely baseball-batted Ryan to death. Then, someone arrives at the door, sees everything, and Scarpetta’s reaction is one of pure shock: “Oh no.”
Who could it be? Is it Lucy coming home from her grief session? Is it Marino coming back to declare his feelings? Is it Fruge, following her partner Ryan’s whereabouts? Or is it someone we haven’t met yet?
Scarpetta is now streaming on Prime Video.
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Iran-linked hackers launch cyberattack against U.S. medtech company Stryker
U.S. medical technology company Stryker is currently experiencing a massive cyberattack, which has shut down their computer systems and, as a result, even closed the company’s offices.
An Iran-linked digital activist collective known as Handala is claiming credit for the cyberattack against Stryker. This would be the first major cyberattack carried out in the wake of the U.S. war in Iran. Cybersecurity researchers have warned that U.S. companies face an elevated threat risk, primarily from Iran-linked hacktivist groups.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the cyberattack began around midnight on Wednesday as Stryker employees watched data being wiped from company computers in real-time. The company described the attack as a “global network disruption” linked to its Microsoft environment.
During the attack, Handala’s logo also appeared on the Stryker login portals, leaving employees scrambling to unplug their computers. Per the WSJ, in some of the company’s departments, reportedly 95 percent of computers were wiped.
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Stryker’s computer network is effectively unusable as of now, and the company reportedly sent employees home and closed its corporate offices entirely.
“Stryker is experiencing a global network disruption to our Microsoft environment as a result of a cyber attack,” the company said in a statement posted to its website. “We have no indication of ransomware or malware and believe the incident is contained. Our teams are working rapidly to understand the impact of the attack on our systems.”
Stryker manufactures a variety of medical devices such as surgical tools and emergency service equipment. The company has 56,000 global employees and generates $25 billion in revenue each year.
Handala claimed it was launching a “new chapter in cyber warfare” with the attack on Stryker. The hacker group claimed the cyberattack was in retaliation for the bombing of an Iranian school, which Iranian officials say left 175 people, mostly children, dead. An ongoing military investigation has so far found that the U.S. is primarily at fault for the strike on the school, according to the New York Times.
The Iran-linked group said it targeted Stryker as the company works with U.S. military, having recently signed a $450 million contract for medical devices last year, and having previously acquired Israeli company OrthoSpace.
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Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra with Privacy Display launches today. Its already a #1 best seller.
There’s a new King of the Hill in the smartphone world. At least, if you’re an Android user.
After a two-week pre-order period, Samsung officially launched the Galaxy S26 Ultra, its next-gen flagship phone. The Galaxy S26 Ultra is unique among recent mobile launches for having a genuinely new hardware feature, a rarity in the age of annual release cycles and iterative updates. (We did see some cool stuff at Mobile World Congress 2026, however.)
The Galaxy S26 Ultra introduces the world’s first Privacy Display, which operates at the pixel level. This feature blacks out the whole screen, specific apps, or notifications from those around you, and it’s legitimately very cool. Once again, the Korean tech giant is introducing features that Apple has no answer to. See also: the Galaxy Z Trifold.

A notification blacked out by Privacy Display.
Credit: Joe Maldonado / Mashable
The phone is already listed as a No. 1 best seller at Amazon. If you’ve been eyeing an upgrade, or if you’re considering defecting from iOS to Android, here’s a quick download on the new AI smartphone.
The Galaxy S26 Ultra: By the numbers
The Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra is priced at $1,299.99, about $100 more than Apple’s iPhone 17 Pro Max. The phone features an impressive list of specs and camera array. Based on our testing, the custom Snapdragon processor inside will easily set a new high score on the Geekbench 6 mobile processor leaderboard.
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Display: 6.9-inch AMOLED display
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Refresh rate: Adaptive refresh rate up to 120Hz
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Processor: Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 5 for Galaxy processor
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Resolution: 3120×1440
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Storage: 256GB, 512GB, 1TB storage options
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Battery: 5000 mAh (31 hours of video playback)
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Durability: IP68 rated, Corning Gorilla Armor 2, Corning Gorilla Glass Victus 2
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Cameras: 200MP main wide lens camera, 50MP ultra-wide lens, 50MP telephoto lens with 10x optical zoom, 10MP lens with 3x optical zoom, front-facing 12MP selfie camera
Is the Galaxy S26 Ultra worth it?
The Korean tech giant has a steep asking price for its fancy new handset. We named this smartphone a Mashable Choice product, and you can check out our full Galaxy S26 Ultra review and camera test.
Frankly, it may be too much phone, both literally and figuratively, for most people. But if you want the best possible Android phone, this is it.
Where to find deals on the Galaxy S26 Ultra
You can buy the new Samsung flagship anywhere phones are sold. If you have a phone to trade in, you can find trade-in offers at AT&T and T-Mobile. Both of these companies are offering the device for free with eligible plans and trade-ins.
In addition, if you buy the phone at Samsung, you get a $150 Samsung credit you can use to save money on the new Galaxy Buds4 Pro, the Galaxy Watch Ultra, and a ton of other Samsung gadgets.
Meanwhile, Amazon is offering a $200 gift card with purchase.



