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The Perfect '80s Sci-Fi Horror Movie Now Streaming For Free

By Chris Snellgrove
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When you’re in the mood to watch a classic horror film, you can’t go wrong with many vintage movies from the ‘80s. The slashers of this decade defined an entire genre, and we now have entire generations of fans who fell in love with horror thanks to iconic characters like Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger. If you’re in the mood for something a little different from horror’s best decade, here’s some good news: you can now stream the instant genre classic Chopping Mall for free on Tubi.

Chopping Mall Is Pure 1980s

The plot of Chopping Mall mashes together two of America’s biggest cultural obsessions from the 1980s. Namely, malls and robots. In this film, a local mall receives a cutting-edge security system in the form of robots who will patrol the mall and keep shoppers and stores alike nice and safe. However, a lightning strike causes these machines to malfunction, resulting in robots hunting and killing everyone they see, starting with some teens whose after-hours party is suddenly transformed into a frantic fight for their lives.

The cast of Chopping Mall is full of quirky character actors who were big in the ‘80s, including Kelli Maroney (best known for Fast Times At Ridgemont High) and Tony O’Dell (best known for The Karate Kid and its popular Netflix spinoff Cobra Kai). Additionally, Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov appear in a fun cameo as the same characters they played in Eating Raoul. Chopping Mall also stars Barbara Crampton, a genuine Scream Queen who has appeared in Re-Animator, Puppet Master, Castle Freak, and countless other horror classics.

In addition to all this great talent in front of the camera, there’s a pretty big genre name behind the camera: Jim Wynorski. He’s not exactly a household name, but this Chopping Mall director was a protege of Roger Corman and brought us other weirdly wonderful horror movies like Deathstalker 2, The Return of Swamp Thing, Sorority House Massacre II, Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time, and many more. In a fun little twist, the director also provides the voice for Chopping Mall’s relentless Killbots.

While Chopping Mall has become a real cult classic over the years, it didn’t impress critics upon its initial release. On Rotten Tomatoes, the movie has a critical rating of 55 percent. This means the movie falls 5 points shy of being “fresh” and, like so many horror films before and after, it left professional critics cold. 

So, time to answer a question even hotter than a Killbot struck by lightning: why the heck am I recommending that you watch Chopping Mall, a movie few have heard of and that mostly failed to impress the critics? For one thing, this movie offers a little of something old and a little of something new for fans of vintage horror. That is, it has all the trappings of classic slashers right down to the hapless, sex-crazed teens who would be right at home in Crystal Lake, but they’re being hunted down by relentless robots rather than a hockey-mask-wearing psycho.

Another factor in Chopping Mall’s favor is that it offers just the right amount of nostalgia for those who actually grew up in the ‘80s. Later projects like Stranger Things would try to capture the vibe of that decade, but that show could never match the hilarious authenticity of a movie that simply mashed together killer robots and a killer mall. Plus, it feels good to vicariously hang out in such a cool mall, one that you’d likely be tempted to shop at even if it meant dodging laser beams from Killbots (honestly, I’d rather deal with them than a Paul Blart-esque mall cop).

Finally, Chopping Mall is full of great performances. Sure, these aren’t the biggest names in the world, but these actors bring their hapless teens to life in some very memorable ways. Slashers are only as good as their characters, and this eclectic cast makes Chopping Mall one of the best horror films ever made.

Will you find Chopping Mall as entertaining as I did, or will you want to throw this movie in the trash bin outside the food court? You won’t know until you stream it on Tubi for yourself. Come for the Killbots and stay for the philosophical question: is it really a chopping mall if these bionic baddies never do any actual chopping?


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Maddies Secret trailer reveals John Early as youve never seen him before

Comedian John Early makes his feature directorial debut with Maddie’s Secret, an offbeat homage to melodrama that he wrote and headlines as its eponymous heroine.

As an aspiring food influencer, Maddie Ralph (Early) is passionate about her cuisine. And at first glance, she’s got a picture-perfect life: a loving husband (Eric Rahill), a devoted best friend (Kate Berlant), and a job at a culinary content studio called Gourmaybe. But as the title suggests, there’s a side to Maddie she can’t stomach sharing with her loved ones. And this secret could kill her.

Out of the movie’s premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival last fall, I cheered Maddie’s Secret, writing in my review for Mashable, “The film is silly and strange, but even amid campy bits, sincere. So, you’ll laugh at its parody elements, but may well be genuinely moved by Early’s commitment to this strange and splendid film.”

I also said “John Early is a better ingénue than Sydney Sweeney,” comparing Maddie’s Secret to another earnest (but less entertaining) TIFF offering, Christy. And I stand by it.

Maddie’s Secret opens in theaters in New York on June 19, and in Los Angeles on June 26.

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Pride is almost here! Check out the best dating apps for LGBTQ women.

We know Pride is all year round, but there is something special about the month of June. We’re not there quite yet, but if you want a main squeeze for all the parades and parties, you gotta start looking now. How about on a dating app?

As a lesbian, you probably know all about them. Lesbian Americans (along with bisexual and gay Americans) are far more likely to have ever used dating apps than straight Americans: 51 percent to 28 percent, according to the Pew Research Center.

There are a few reasons why LGBTQ people might turn to online dating more quickly than straight folks. For one, you might live in an area without a thriving LGBTQ community, and in-person dating may be hard. If you don’t know other lesbians to begin with, how can you meet more IRL to date? (Sometimes, lesbian spaces can also be co-opted by The Straights.) Unfortunately, in-person dating may also be less safe, depending on where you live. 

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Thankfully, we live in a time where we can find people like us with a few swipes. Lesbians are welcome on major dating apps, and there are also niche ones specifically for lesbians and other queer women and people. But which one to choose?

How to find the best dating apps for lesbians

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Niche lesbian dating apps aren’t your only option for finding love.
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In Mashable’s recommendations below, you’ll find both general dating apps and apps specifically for queer people. As the former appeals to the general population, you’ll find more users in these spaces. The caveat, however, is that when you swipe on other women, you might find those coupled with men who are looking for another woman to have a threesome with (aka unicorn hunters). No judgment here, but that’s probably not what you’re looking for. Then again, people of all types are on dating apps like Tinder and Hinge. You never know who you may come across.

Then there are apps specifically for the community, like HER and Lex. If you yearn for a smaller dating scene, head for these apps. While there’s no “Grindr for lesbians” — we go into why in the FAQ section — these apps are more so like stepping into your neighborhood lesbian bar than an app like Bumble. 

You can also try multiple dating apps, as each one below has a free version. You can filter by the gender you identify with and are looking for, and sometimes, as with OkCupid, there are many options to choose from.

Diving into the dating pool isn’t easy, but the water’s fine. Check out our guide below for the full rundown of our recommendations and dating app reviews.

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OpenAI rolls out ChatGPT 5.5 Instant as the new default model for everyone

Last week, OpenAI managed to stop ChatGPT from talking about goblins all the time. This week, there’s a whole new model for users to play with.

The company announced in a blog post on Tuesday that ChatGPT 5.5 Instant has begun rolling out to all users as the new default model for the popular AI chatbot. The new model is a follow-up to GPT 5.5, which was released in April.

GPT-5.5 Instant replaces 5.3 Instant, which will remain available for the next three months for paid users but will otherwise be sunsetted.

Unlike Claude Opus 4.7 from Anthropic and GPT-5.5, which are only available to paid customers, GPT-5.5 Instant is “available to everyone.” OpenAI says it should produce fewer hallucinations and better overall results for everyday ChatGPT usage.

“This update makes everyday interactions more useful and more enjoyable: stronger and tighter answers across subject areas, a more natural conversational tone, and better use of the context you’ve already shared when personalization can help,” OpenAI’s blog post said.

According to OpenAI, GPT-5.5 Instant produced 52.5 percent fewer hallucinated claims in internal testing than GPT-5.3 in “high stakes” topics like law, finance, and medicine. In addition, the new model “reduced inaccurate claims by 37.3% on especially challenging conversations users had flagged for factual errors.”

The company also says the new model is better at deciding when to use web search for a prompt and analyzing image uploads than before. The new model is also allegedly more concise in its answers, while also maintaining something of a personality in how it talks to the user. GPT-5.5 Instant should also be better at understanding and referencing context from a connected Gmail account and other integrations to provide quality answers.

And, again, most importantly, it should avoid mentioning goblins unless absolutely necessary.

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Disclosure: Ziff Davis, Mashable’s parent company, in April 2025 filed a lawsuit against OpenAI, alleging it infringed Ziff Davis copyrights in training and operating its AI systems.

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