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Raunchy Trip To A Pleasure Planet Is Farscape's Quirkiest Episode
By Jonathan Klotz
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For every emotional, character-driven episode of Farscape that pushes forward the battle against the Peacekeepers, there’s an episode that exists for no other reason than the universe of the show is cool, and the writers want to spend time in it. “Scratch N Sniff,” Season 3 Episode 13, adds nothing to the overall plot and yet, it’s essential viewing. Years before The Hangover, John Crichton and D’Argo wake up after a wild night of partying, unsure what happened, where all of their stuff is, and why Crichton is wearing stockings. It’s fun, it ends up meaning nothing, and it’s one of the series best episodes.
Pleasure Planet Excursions Never End Well
Crichton (Ben Browder), D’Argo (Anthony Simcoe), Chiana (Gigi Edgley), and Jool (Tammy Macintosh) are kicked out of the Moya by Pilot (Lani Tupu) because, well, everyone was annoying him. After only two days, Crichton returns to the Moya and tries to tell Pilot the story of what happened to them on the pleasure planet LoMo. Crichton and D’Argo work to piece together the missing night, and try to find what happened to Chiana and Jool.
Raxil (Ben Browder’s wife Francesa Butler, back for her third appearance, third character, and always an annoyance to Crichton) explains to the men that the women were kidnapped by a local crime lord to produce the pleasure drug Frelin. To get back their friends, D’Argo and Crichton have to infiltrate a criminal hideout by sneaking into an auction for Chiana and Jool, with a little help from Harvey (Wayne Pygram). Along the way, Raxil wants them to help rescue her mate, but if you’ve seen any other episode of Farscape with Butler, you can guess how it’s going to end.
Scratch N Sniff Was Originally Much Different
“Scratch N Sniff” is filled with fun moments, including Chiana’s fire-twirling (performed by Gigi Edgley herself), Jool doing gymnastics (performed by Tammy Macintosh, a former gymnast), and D’Argo’s smooth dance moves (also performed by Anthony Simcoe). Pilot’s annoyed interjections during the story, and Crichton’s frustrated attempts to explain himself, serve as a running bit. It’s also the first, and only time, that Harvey appears to someone else when D’Argo gets dragged along into Crichton’s subconscious through an alien connector.
Originally, “Scratch N Sniff” was going to be a serious, noir-detective story. According to the cast and crew in various interviews over the years, it ended up being boring. Farscape can be described in a lot of different ways, but boring is never one of them. Re-editing the footage with the homage to The Usual Suspects and using quick, music video-style cuts as often as possible turned the serious mystery into an offbeat, quirky adventure.
Between all of the drug references and the human trafficking, it’s easy to see how this episode was originally much darker, and then there’s Crichton using a deep southern accent while undercover. The second, significantly less serious version works so well, it’s hard to imagine it was originally anything else. Farscape was always able to walk the fine line between heavy emotion and good old-fashioned sci-fi fun, which is why over 20 years after it ended, it’s still one of the best sci-fi shows of all time.