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Most Beloved Avenger’s MCU Return Destined To Be A Disaster, Fans Won't Get What They Expect
By Chris Snellgrove
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In response to diminishing box office returns and the public’s increasing superhero fatigue, Marvel decided to bring out one of the only forces in the universe more powerful than Thanos: nostalgia. We already knew that Robert Downey Jr. was inexplicably coming back to the Marvel Cinematic Universe as Dr. Doom, a worthy (if confusing) foe for the Avengers to fight in their next big cinematic showdown. Now, The Wrap is reporting that Chris Evans will also be returning in Avengers: Doomsday, and while fans worldwide are celebrating, I’m here to warn Marvel fans that this return is destined to disappoint.

Fan demand to see Chris Evans return to the MCU (in Avengers: Doomsday or any other film) has been growing since the actor appeared in Deadpool & Wolverine. His appearance was something of a bait-and-switch, as fans were excited for the return of Captain America only to find out that Evans was actually reprising his role as Johnny Storm from the Fantastic Four films. The news that Evans will be in the next Avengers film has fans hungry to see the real Cap’s triumphant return, but I’ve got bad news for those fans. Basically, the Chris Evans you see in Avengers: Doomsday will be anything but the real Cap.

Among hardcore Marvel comics fans, the most likely theory is that Evans will be playing the Beyonder, a powerful cosmic entity who will assume the familiar face of Captain America. This is exactly what happened in the 1985 comic series Secret Wars II, in which the Beyonder came to Earth and decided to make himself look like Cap. Considering that the movie will lead directly into Avengers: Secret Wars, it’s a pretty safe bet that Chris Evans will be playing a Beyonder who simply looks like Captain America in Avengers: Doomsday.

Let’s say that fan speculation is wrong, though, and that the beloved actor doesn’t play Beyonder in the next Avengers film. In that case, we’re probably going to get a more controversial incarnation of the character: Hydra Cap, a bizarre character created in the wake of the 2015 Secret Wars comic event. As the name implies, this is an evil version of Cap who works for Hydra, and while this character’s story was extremely controversial to comic fans, I wouldn’t put it past the Russo Brothers to troll fans by bringing Hydra Cap to the big screen.

It’s possible that Marvel execs will find some secret, third character for Chris Evans to play in Avengers: Doomsday, but I’d bet all the diplomas in Reed Richard’s office that the MCU legend will either play the Beyonder or Hydra Cap. Why am I so convinced that he won’t play the real Captain America, though? In addition to the fact that Cap was an old man by the end of Endgame, it would just be bad writing and marketing to bring back the “real” Cap almost right after the debut of Sam Wilson’s first film as Captain America (a movie whose cursed production schedule means that it already needs all the help it can get).
I’m confident that Chris Evans will act his heart out in Avengers: Doomsday no matter what…after all, his playing Johnny Storm and not Cap didn’t keep him from giving a hilariously vulgar performance in Deadpool & Wolverine. However, I’m here to remind nostalgic fans to temper their expectations heading into this film, as Evans will inevitably be playing a very different character just as Robert Downey Jr. is. And once Marvel fails to deliver what everybody’s collective nostalgia is truly crying out for, the result may be the kind of box office disaster that makes The Marvels look like a cinematic masterpiece.
Source: The Wrap
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The Bear still doesnt know how to write romance
Whenever The Bear introduces a new female character, I pray she doesn’t become a love interest for one of the male leads. Not because I hate romance, but because I specifically hate the way The Bear does romance.
The clearest offender is Carmy’s (Jeremy Allen White) relationship with Claire (Molly Gordon). A childhood friend who re-enters Carmy’s life, Claire is less a real human character than she is a walking self-help book for Carmy. She spends almost every moment she’s on screen talking about him: her memories of him, his mental health struggles, his relationship with his family. In theory, she has a life apart from Carmy — her defining character trait outside of being his girlfriend is vaguely “nurse” — but in watching The Bear, you wouldn’t know it.
Usually a great performer (see: Shiva Baby, Oh, Hi!, and more), Gordon is reduced to two modes here: luminous love interest hanging onto Carmy’s every word, or calming therapist. She’s not the only Bear character to meet this fate. As The Bear builds Ever staffer Jessica (Sarah Ramos) into a possible match for Richie (Ebon Moss-Bachrach), it replaces her level-headed expertise with empty platitudes designed to ground him. (Season 4 line “honesty is sanity” made me want to drive my head through a wall.) Elsewhere, Richie’s ex-wife, Tiffany (Gillian Jacobs), acts as a similar pillar of support.
Their heads constantly askew, their eyes lit up in adoration, their mouths always ready to offer up an eager laugh or some cornball advice, these characters morph into The Bear‘s single idea of a Woman In Love. Now, The Bear‘s standalone episode “Gary” offers a new addition to this pantheon: Sherri (Marin Ireland) from Gary, Indiana.
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Sherri is a woman whom Richie and Mikey (Jon Bernthal) meet at a bar while on a work trip to Gary. She immediately strikes up a rapport with Mikey, playing a private game of “Fact or Fiction” with him, listening to his complicated woes while nestled together in a bathroom stall, and stealing his beanie and wearing it like a middle schooler trying to get a rise out of a crush. It’s a level of blindly supportive compassion we haven’t seen since Claire Bear, and Ireland, typically a huge asset to any project, soon becomes trapped in The Bear‘s love interest archetype. (Someone please ban affectionate head tilts from the set of The Bear, effective immediately.)
While Sherri feels like she was meant to be a moment of bright connection in Mikey’s life, maybe even “the one that got away,” she really just comes across as an empty vessel for him to pour his trauma into. “What are you looking for, Michael?” she wonders. Later, when he asks permission to do a bump of cocaine, she simply responds, “I want you to be you.” It’s a series of faux-deep exchanges that even two great performers can’t sell. (It doesn’t help that Bernthal and Moss-Bachrach wrote the episode.)
That faux-deepness is what sinks The Bear‘s other romances, too. The show tries to force these deep, cosmic connections, but it forgets that these relationships should be a two-way street. Perhaps that’s why many viewers are drawn to shipping Carmy and Sydney (Ayo Edebiri). While the showrunners have affirmed that their relationship is platonic — and I personally agree with that choice — what sets this hypothetical pairing apart is that they each have such rich lives, both in their work together and their time apart. That’s because The Bear is invested in both of them as characters, rather than just using one as a device to unlock the other. You simply can’t say the same of The Bear‘s other romantic pairings, and the release of “Gary” further proves that romance is the recipe The Bear has yet to master.
“Gary” is now streaming on Hulu. The Bear Season 5 premieres this June on Hulu.
