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Melanie Griffith's Extremely R-Rated, 80s Mystery Thriller Turns A Creep Into A Hero
By Robert Scucci
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This may sound like a controversial opinion, but if you’re trying to warn the woman you’re infatuated with that she’s being stalked by a potentially dangerous third party, there are better ways to communicate that than stalking her yourself. 1984’s Body Double, written, directed, and produced by Brian De Palma, drives this point home through its protagonist’s voyeuristic tendencies, none of which do him any favors when he finds himself peeping from afar, then snooping where he shouldn’t be snooping, and finally suspected of murder for a crime he didn’t commit. There’s no real reason to believe he’s guilty, yet he keeps showing up in the wrong places at the worst possible times.
Body Double succeeds as a neo-noir thriller, and its erotic edge makes sense in a world of aspiring actors obsessed with appearances and making the right connections. There are genuinely uncomfortable moments, but the heart of the story is cautionary. Not every opportunity is created equal, and sometimes your best instincts seem like your worst when you’re caught in the middle of a murder conspiracy you were pulled into by proxy. When you sense something terrible is about to happen, you have to question not only your own motives, but the motives of peers who may be involved in something much bigger than you realize.
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Body Double first introduces us to Jake Scully (Craig Wasson), an aspiring actor who just lost his latest gig for an embarrassing reason. He’s cast as Dracula in a B movie, but his claustrophobia causes him to botch his coffin scenes every time his director yells “action.” To make matters worse, he walks in on his girlfriend having an affair shortly after losing the job, and since she’s the leaseholder, he suddenly has nowhere to live.
In what feels like a stroke of good luck, Jake meets Sam Bouchard (Gregg Henry) in an acting class, and they quickly hit it off. Sam, another struggling actor who knows what it’s like to live in the trenches while chasing steady work, offers Jake an opportunity. After landing a cushy housesitting gig for a wealthy friend where all he has to do is water plants while living rent free, Sam lets Jake take his place because he’s booked a better job that prevents him from doing it himself.
On his way out, Sam shows Jake the owner’s telescope, which overlooks the Hollywood Hills and points directly into Gloria Revelle’s (Deborah Shelton) bedroom window, where she can be seen dancing half-nude like clockwork every night. Without thinking much beyond how much fun it’ll be to ogle a stranger from afar while crashing in a cliffside, flying-saucer-shaped house that resembles Troy McClure’s place in The Simpsons episode “A Fish Called Selma,” Jake starts sneaking peeks whenever he can.
Unfortunately for Jake, this is where things get messy in Body Double. During one of his nightly spying sessions, he realizes somebody else is watching Gloria, and it looks like he’s waiting for the right moment to hurt her. Instead of contacting the authorities, Jake takes matters into his own hands and follows Gloria wherever she goes. He is an unemployed actor, after all, so he has plenty of time to kill during the day.
The Skin Flick Connection
All of this in Body Double culminates in Gloria’s murder. Naturally, Jake, the man who’s been peeping on her and trailing her around town all week, becomes a primary suspect. Unsure how to clear his name or find the real killer, Jake spends a night drinking whiskey straight from the bottle and watching porn. That’s when he notices the woman in the video he’s watching has the same tattoo on her buttocks that Gloria had, leading him to suspect she was a paid actor posing as Gloria, though he can’t definitively prove it.
After learning the actress’ name is Holly Body (Melanie Griffith), he tracks her down through her agency and befriends her under false pretenses, hoping to figure out why she would pretend to be Gloria and put on a show specifically for him to see from his living room window.
Body Double is one of those noir thrillers that keeps dragging you into places you’d rather not go. Like Jake, you’re pushed into uncomfortable situations that seem to lead nowhere, until the mystery blows wide open and the conspiracy reveals how deep it runs. Is Jake on the verge of a psychotic break after losing his job and his home, or is his new friend setting him up to take the fall for murder?
To experience all of the erotic misdirections that Body Double has to offer, you can stream it for free on Tubi as of this writing.
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NASA video shows how much ground a Mars rover has covered, literally
When NASA makes a new timelapse video, it’s not for reminiscence or clout chasing on the Internet.
The U.S. space agency recently pulled together images from Curiosity, one of its two robotic rovers on Mars, for a scientific purpose. The two-minute video provides a quick succession of clips spanning six years of exploration at Gale Crater. Each image shows the rover ambling over crumbling lithic landscapes as it slowly climbs Mount Sharp, which rises three miles above the basin floor.
The montage isn’t just an intriguing look back on the mission, but a tool for the rover’s science team. Using views from Curiosity’s right navigation camera, mounted on its head, the researchers analyze the sand grains shifting on the rover’s deck.
You can watch the Martian dust churn in the rover’s treads in the Instagram post below. (The Lenny Kravitz soundtrack, though not for science, certainly adds to the appeal.)
“Distinguishing between sand jostled by each drive and wind gusts can provide new information about seasonal changes in the atmosphere,” the agency said.
Curiosity took these images between Jan. 2, 2020, and March 8, but the rover’s journey began long before that. After eight months and 352 million miles flying through space, the rover landed on Mars on Aug. 5, 2012. Its mission: Find out if this smaller neighboring world ever had conditions to support living creatures.
Mashable Light Speed
NASA’s question was answered rather quickly. Within a year, the rover had drilled a rock sample from a long-gone lakebed and confirmed the region had the right chemistry for habitation in its ancient past, as well as potential nutrients for microorganisms.
Since then, the rover has continued to study the alien environment using its internal chemistry lab. A recently published study revealed the rover detected 21 different organic molecules in a small rock sample, the largest set found on the Red Planet so far. Among the findings, Curiosity discovered preserved complex carbon material. Life could have produced them, though NASA can’t say for sure, as chemical reactions between water and rock could also create these molecules.
As scientists monitor the shifting sand for clues about Mars’ seasonal changes, engineers keep a close eye on how that dust and debris put wear and tear on the vehicle. Almost since the beginning of the journey, the team has noticed sharp rocks in the terrain ravaging Curiosity’s wheels, even causing punctures.
Before the rover’s sibling launched, NASA went back to the drawing board. Engineers built Perseverance with hardier wheels made from thicker aluminum. Each wheel is powered by its own motor and can turn in a full circle, allowing it to dodge and swerve around hazards more easily.
Engineers inspect damage to Curiosity’s wheels on Mars on April 18, 2016.
Credit: NASA / JPL-Caltech / MSSS
But to help the elder rover, NASA has problem-solved alternative techniques, such as driving in reverse. Software engineers also provided upgrades that gave Curiosity’s team more control over individual wheel speeds to reduce the force of jagged rocky surfaces. Those efforts have kept the rover trucking, which has traveled 23 miles on Mars.
Wheel damage isn’t the only concern in the harsh conditions on Mars. Many a mission has succumbed to the effects of blustery Martian winds, which kick up dust that then settles on solar panels.
Such was the fate of Curiosity and Perseverance‘s predecessors, Spirit and Opportunity, who died from dust choking their vital power sources.
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Smutty Netflix Movie Has Women Dating Hairy Beasts For Kink And Comedy
By Chris Snellgrove
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I’m married to an amazing gal with a passion for literature. Not just any literature, but romantic literature, often of the smutty variety. Through her, I discovered the Monster Romance genre, which is exactly what it sounds like.
Some women like to fantasize about bad boys; about hooking up with a monstrous man with the deliciously dangerous thought, “I can fix him.” Other women want to cut out the literal middle man and simply get with the monster. There’s now a growing number of monstrous erotica books and even films, including Guillermo del Toro’s hilariously horny Frankenstein.
When I first saw the trailer for Your Monster, I thought it was going to be a straightforward adult picture. You know: watching the cute gal from Scream (Melissa Barrera) get with a fuzzy hunk straight out of DeviantArt. To my surprise, though, this was less 50 Shades of Grey Fur and more like Black Swan meets Beauty and the Beast. One part romantic drama, one part psychological thriller, and one part creature feature comedy horror, Your Monster is one of the most original films of the last decade. If you want to experience the ultimate intersection of kink and comedy, you’re in luck: Your Monster is now streaming on Netflix.
Babes, Beasts, And Boinking
Your Monster is about an actor (played by Melissa Barrera) whose life is falling apart. Shortly after she is diagnosed with cancer, she is dumped by her playwright boyfriend (played by Edmund Donovan). Moving back into her childhood home, she discovers there is a literal Monster (played by Tommy Dewey) living in her old closet. The two form a bond that eventually turns romantic, but the sick actor is still pining for her old boyfriend and her old life. But when she discovers he is now directing the play she helped him develop and has given the role written for her to another woman, our protagonist’s entire life begins to unravel.
Despite what the title and even the cover of Your Monster imply, there isn’t that much explicit monster intimacy in this movie. Instead, the movie explores some crunchy philosophical questions, like “what does it mean to actually be a Monster?” The fuzzy guy in our hero’s closet is beastly on the inside, but he proves himself to be a well-spoken, highly cultured gentleman over time. Meanwhile, our protagonist’s former boyfriend has the face of a man, but he makes a number of decisions (like breaking up with his girlfriend after her cancer diagnosis and icing her out of the play she helped write) that are downright monstrous.
The Drama, The Trauma
The movie plays with this concept in different ways, all of which lead to a jaw-droppingly weird climax. Without spoiling the bonkers ending, I’ll just say that Your Monster increasingly explores the idea that people are not divided into a strict binary of, say, monstrousness and humanity. Everybody has both a noble spirit and an inner savage, constantly at war with one another for dominance. The movie’s thesis is that this is a form of psychological self-defense: if we aren’t willing to act like a monster towards those who hurt us, the film says, we will never escape the cycle of pain caused by our abusers.
Your Monster is a powerhouse creative effort from Caroline Lindy, who wrote and directed the film. Previously, she was mostly known for movie shorts, including provocative titles such as Aspirational Slut. Previously, she directed a short called Your Monster, and the film of the same name is a larger and more ambitious version of that same basic story. The 2024 Your Monster is Lindy’s feature film debut, and it’s very impressive: on Rotten Tomatoes, it has a 79 percent critical score and an 85 percent critical score. With her ability to weave such an original concept into such a startlingly cohesive meditation on love and romance, Lindy clearly has an awesome career ahead of her.
Monstrous Chemistry
In addition to its rockstar director, Your Monster had a secret weapon: the chemistry between its two leads. Melissa Barerra and Tommy Dewey are incredibly believable as the world’s oddest couple: she’s all vulnerability masking intense inner strength, and he’s all soft boy support hidden behind a veneer of outward ferocity. Each of them wears a kind of mask when dealing with the rest of the world, and like in all great relationships, they are able to take the masks off when they are with each other. As an added bonus, each is a very funny actor, and the characters’ weird, dark humor forms the beating heart of the most unconventional relationship in cinematic history.
Thanks to the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy (looking at you, The Last Jedi), moviegoers are understandably worried when they hear how a film “subverts our expectations.” However, it’s true (all of it!): the best thing about Your Monster is how it subverts your every expectation for the better. I expected plenty of boinking beasties and instead got an emotional roller coaster of a film that made me laugh and cry, usually at the same time. All of this culminates in a shocking final scene that will haunt me (in the best possible ways) until the day I head towards that big cineplex in the sky.
Fortunately, you don’t have to head to the Cineplex to experience Your Monster. Heck, you don’t even need to head into your dusty childhood closet. All you have to do is stream it on Netflix to experience three different kinds of films (romance, horror, and comedy) jammed into one furry package. If nothing else, it’s worth watching this quirky episode to discover the definitive answer to TikTok’s most-debated topic: why women would rather be alone in the woods with a bear than a strange man. Why do they all “choose the bear?” Just watch Your Monster, and you’ll never ask again!
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Netflix Has Emma Stone's New Rated-R Sci-Fi Movie, It'll Turn You Inside Out
By TeeJay Small
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If you’re into weird, trippy movies with complex characters, twisted conspiracies, and some overarching sci-fi elements, you’re probably already a fan of Greek filmmaker Yorgos Lanthimos. Lanthimos’ oeuvre includes The Lobster, The Killing of a Sacred Deer, and Kinds of Kindness, just to name a few. While each of these films offers a mind-bending adventure, none has turned my head inside out quite like his latest, Bugonia, now streaming on Netflix.
Bugonia stars Emma Stone as a ruthless CEO of a massive pharmaceutical conglomerate. Fresh off a slew of bad press for suppressing workers’ rights, Stone’s Michelle Fuller goes above and beyond to present the image of a caring, easygoing boss. She encourages her employees to take time for their mental health and leave early, while subtly implying that doing so would mean risking their jobs. She’s your run-of-the-mill billionaire monster.
As Fuller goes about her daily routine, we are introduced to conspiracy theorist Teddy Gatz, played expertly by Breaking Bad‘s Jesse Plemons, and his cousin Don, portrayed by newcomer Aidan Delbis. Teddy, like many real-life viewers at home, is a disenfranchised wage worker who has fallen down a deep rabbit hole of online alien conspiracies. He has come to believe that a race of alien creatures has assimilated into Earth’s population, disguised themselves as corporate elites, and subjugated the world through a series of telepathic commands.
Bugonia really picks up when Teddy and Don kidnap and imprison Michelle in their basement, believing her to be a member of the alien race. Based on information they’ve collected in insulated internet chatrooms, the duo shave her head, chain her up, and slather her entire body with antihistamine lotion. They believe these measures will prevent the CEO from utilizing her mind-control powers or contacting her alien mothership for backup.
From there, most of Bugonia centers on Michelle as she attempts to escape from her captors by any means necessary. She tries to enlighten the kidnappers with logic and deprogram their conspiracy-addled minds. She even tries leaning into the conspiracy and promising that she’ll bring them into contact with her alien superiors if they let her go. The whole time, Teddy and Don are taking measures to prevent themselves from being manipulated by Michelle, by chemically sterilizing themselves and taking prescription drugs against label instructions.
Bugonia is an absolute wild ride from start to finish, and one that I simply couldn’t pry my eyes away from. Everything from Emma Stone’s spectacular leading performance to the quirky, bizarre writing to the occasional mind-bending twist kept me on the edge of my seat, constantly questioning the film’s reality. By my estimation, it’s the perfect conspiracy movie for a post-Epstein list world, where even the most twisted conspiracies don’t seem as ridiculous as they did five or ten years ago.
If you get the chance to catch Bugonia on Netflix, don’t miss it. Just be sure to throw away everything you think you know before going in, or you just might find yourself manipulated by a race of malevolent alien overlords.
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