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Extremely R-Rated Thriller Is So Relentlessly Tasteless, You Need To Watch It Twice
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I love a good parody film when done right, especially when they fall into the police procedural wheelhouse. The Naked Gun franchise perfected the formula, and even had a surprisingly solid reboot last year, with Liam Neeson taking over for Leslie Nielsen. One film that was eaten alive by critics, 1993’s Fatal Instinct, is another favorite of mine despite its 14 percent critical score on Rotten Tomatoes. While the film follows in the footsteps of The Naked Gun, it’s often dismissed as a cheap imitation and a lackluster Basic Instinct parody.
Which brings us to 1996’s Blondes Have More Guns, which is basically an even cheaper, more tasteless version of Fatal Instinct, thanks to Troma Entertainment’s involvement. For some reason, though, I love it. It’s a movie that plays the numbers game when it comes to jokes-per-minute, and more often than not, they don’t land. But this is one of those rare cases where I found myself laughing at the jokes that don’t land because I admire the audacity. They’re throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks, and the pace is so rapid-fire that you need to watch it twice to catch everything you missed the first time around.
Dick, Harry, And Captain Hook Are On The Case!

Blondes Have More Guns begins with a blonde woman wielding a chainsaw, not a gun. She murders a man while bumping uglies, and the next day’s crime scene introduces us to grossly incompetent Detectives Dick Smoker (Richard Neil) and Harry Bates (Michael McGaharn), under the supervision of their vodka-chugging superior, Captain Hook (André Brazeau). Tagging along with Dick is his dog, which is really just an uncredited guy in a dog suit who comes and goes as he pleases.
Right away, the detectives find a suspect in Montana Beaver-Shotz (Elizabeth Key), but things become even more complicated when her half-sister, Dakota Beaver (Gloria Lusiak), starts making her presence known and implicating herself in the murder, which is just one of many linked to a possible serial killer on the loose.

Harry, haunted by the death of his wife to the point where he constantly has to remind everybody that his wife is dead to maintain the hard-boiled noir vibe, becomes romantically entangled with Montana and Dakota, clouding his judgment during the investigation. From here, Blondes Have More Guns becomes complete chaos and follows all the Naked Gun beats you know and love, but uses vulgarity as its main vehicle to get where it’s going.
So Stupid That It’s Smart
If there’s one quote that sums up Blondes Have More Guns, it’s in the opening scene, when Captain Hook, in between huge gulps of liquor, states, “Look, Harry, this is the fourth murder this month involving a scarf, a chain, a saw, and a dead body. If I was a betting man, I’d wager there was a connection between them.” Everybody is so stupid in this film that it’s clear how much thought went into the screenplay, as juvenile and tasteless as it is. The wit comes from how dimwitted every single character is.

Jamming as many sight gags as humanly possible into every frame is just the icing on the cake in Blondes Have More Guns. After a while, the mystery and plot take a back seat so we can feast our eyes on two idiots wearing badges who don’t know their asses from a doughnut hole. It’s such a treat watching this gaggle of clowns commit so hard to the bit.
Movies like Blondes Have More Guns always earn my respect because they go all in on absurdity. It doesn’t hurt that this is basically Naked Gun meets Fatal Instinct, but with as much toilet humor and oversexed dialogue as Troma could cram into it.


BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS SCORE
Blondes Have More Guns isn’t high art. Heck, some people would argue it’s not art at all. But it’s a glorious trainwreck that leans into neo-noir mystery, police procedural drama, and straight-faced buffoonery that fans of tasteless parody can absolutely get behind. If you want to solve the mystery for yourself, you can stream the title for free on Tubi as of this writing.

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Review: The unbeatable M5 MacBook Air might be too powerful for its own good
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At a glance
Key specs: A speedy M5 chip, Touch ID, HDR Liquid Retina Display, and Neural Accelerators to support AI workloads — all in a body that’s just 2.7 pounds and 0.44 inches thick
New starting price: 13-inch model is $1,299 (originally $1,099); 15-inch model is $1,499 (originally $1,299)
Colors: Midnight black, sky blue, silver, starlight
Our 100-word review: “The M5 MacBook Air is an impressive piece of machinery. It’s incredibly thin and light, and I’m a big fan of macOS 26 Tahoe and Liquid Glass, no matter what the haters say. The default screensaver that plays is completely mesmerizing, and sometimes I find myself staring at it for minutes on end, enjoying a nice moment of zen in the middle of a workday. On top of that, you get all the premium features you expect in a modern MacBook. My one caveat: If I already had an M3 or M4 MacBook Air, I’d probably hold onto it for awhile longer.”
Apple MacBook Air (M5): Our updated review
The newest MacBook Air from Apple is a damn near-perfect machine. And for a few glorious days in late May, when it was discounted to just $899 at Amazon, it was a true 10/10 product. Unfortunately, thanks to the global memory crisis, Apple has since increased the starting price of this laptop from $1,099 to $1,299, and that changes how we feel about this machine.
To be clear, from an engineering, user experience, performance, and design standpoint, the M5 MacBook Air is nearly flawless.
And as a long-time product reviewer, I try to avoid using words like “perfect” and “flawless” in my reviews at all costs. But after spending five months with this laptop, it keeps impressing me.
In my initial review of the M5 MacBook Air, I wondered whether this laptop was actually too powerful for its own good. I still think it’s overpowered (and thus slightly overpriced) for the average Air customer — especially after the recent price increase — but this is undoubtedly one of the best laptops and MacBooks in the world right now.
So, after stress-testing the newest MacBook Air — and watching many hours of Dropout TV shows after work — I’m ready to lock in this product as a Mashable Choice Award winner.
The new MacBook Air (M5): By the numbers

Liquid Glass looks particularly good on the MacBook Liquid Retina display.
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For this review, I tested the 15.3-inch version of the MacBook Air with 1TB of storage. You may see some slight variations in performance with the 13.6-inch model. Overall, this laptop has impressive specifications:
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Processor: M5 (10-core CPU, 8‑core GPU, Neural Accelerators)
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Colors: Sky blue, silver, starlight, midnight black
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Memory: 16GB (configurable to 24GB or 32GB)
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Storage: 512GB SSD (configurable to 1TB, 2TB, or 4TB)
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Display: 13.6 or 15.3-inch Liquid Retina display
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Video playback: HDR with Dolby Vision, HDR10+/HDR10, and HLG
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Resolution: 2,560 x 1,664
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Brightness: 500 nits
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Battery life: 17 hours, 40 minutes in video playback test
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Ports: MagSafe 3 charging port, 3.5 mm headphone jack, DisplayPort, Thunderbolt 4, USB-C 4
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Connectivity: Apple N1 chip, WiFi 7, Bluetooth 6
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Webcam: 12MP Center Stage camera with Desk View
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Dimensions: 11.97 x 8.46 x 0.44 inches
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Weight: 2.7 pounds
The MacBook Air (M5) performs like a Pro

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Despite all the accolades I’ve given it, the new MacBook Air is definitely an iterative upgrade in many respects. Like its predecessor, it comes in 13.6 and 15.3-inch models, and you can choose from silver, sky blue, starlight, and midnight black. At a mere 0.44 inches thick and a measly 2.7 pounds, it’s remarkably thin and lightweight, yet it never feels fragile or flimsy in the slightest. On the contrary, the MacBook’s signature all-aluminum body makes it a very durable laptop.
The big difference, of course, is the M5 chip inside. When we put it through the Geekbench 6 benchmark test, it scored 16,099 on the multi-core test. On the single-core test, it scored 4,025, even higher than we expected. The multi-core score puts it within spitting distance of the M5 MacBook Pro released late last year. For almost all intents and purposes, it is a MacBook Pro. Minus the fans, of course.
The single-core score is a good proxy for everyday performance (what our laptop expert calls “snappiness”), and that lines up perfectly with my testing. When exporting or importing large files, it barely flinches. It can handle video editing software, complex Apple Shortcuts, and even some gaming.
Is the MacBook Air (M5) too powerful?
Apple introduced the M1 chip in 2020, its first in-house processor, kicking off a revolution in the laptop world. The M1 chip destroyed the competition, and the original M1 MacBook Air is probably the most award-winning laptop ever. It’s a legendary device that was still popular six years later, an unheard-of feat.
As Apple introduced the M2, M3, M4, M5, and now M5 Pro and Pro Max chips, the MacBook Air and Pro laptops have become extremely powerful. The new M5 Max chip scored 29,000 on the Geekbench 6 test, making it so powerful that pro laptop reviewers struggled to test it properly. I know professional film editors who are still working on M1 and M2 laptops. And in 2024, my colleague Stan Schroeder wrote that “Apple’s M series chips are too good for their own good.” That’s doubly true today.
The new MacBook Air also has a much higher starting price of $1,299, or $300 more than the previous generation. Yes, Apple doubled the starting storage, but Apple experts like Bloomberg’s Mark Gurman say that’s just Apple’s way of softening the blow of a price increase.
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Traditionally, the MacBook Air has been a popular laptop for college students, early-career professionals, and more casual users. If you’re running complex programs like Final Cut Pro, DaVinci Resolve, or Adobe Suite, then you opt for the Pro.
On the Geekbench 6 tests we ran, this laptop achieved 92.5 percent of the power of the latest MacBook Pro. Only hardcore superusers are going to come close to taxing the M5 Air, and those kinds of users will probably be buying a Pro or Mac Studio anyway.
So, in a world with the $699 MacBook Neo — a surprisingly capable laptop that matches the M1 Air in performance — I’m not quite sure we needed a newer, even more powerful Air. The recipe was already just right.
So, am I seriously telling you that this MacBook would be better if it were worse? Kind of! I may be in the minority on this one, but I think the average Air buyer would be better off with a slightly less powerful but more affordable device. I miss the days when the M3 and M4 Air went on sale for $799 or $899.
Unfortunately, laptops are getting more expensive across the board. The top alternatives to the MacBook Air have also gotten price increases in 2026.
MacBook Air (M5) review: Speakers, display, and design

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As I mentioned earlier, I’ve been using this laptop to watch Dropout TV, which isn’t available on my smart TV, sadly. Not only does it have enough processing power for most workloads, but it’s also a great entertainment laptop. The HDR Liquid Retina Display looks fantastic, even if it’s not quite at OLED level.
Similarly, the speakers sound strong and clear when listening to music or watching TV shows and movies. When using the four-speaker sound system, the laptop supports spatial audio and Dolby Atmos; spatial audio is also supported when listening with AirPods.
For video calls or voice recording, you’ll benefit from a three-mic array, directional beamforming, voice isolation, and a 12MP Center Stage camera.
Of course, as strong as they are, none of these components has been upgraded from last year’s M4 MacBook Air.
MacBook Air (M5) review: Battery life

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When testing a laptop’s battery, we evaluate how long it lasts while using the laptop as our daily driver — doing work, browsing the web, streaming music and TV. And we’ve been able to get consistent all-day performance out of this device. However, we also test the battery life during video playback. (We conduct a battery rundown test by playing the 1080p version of Tears of Steel on loop, at 50 percent brightness and 50 percent volume.) And this is the one area where the new MacBook Air didn’t quite meet our expectations.
Typically, we expect new MacBooks to achieve 19 hours of battery life (the smaller and more affordable MacBook Neo is the exception). However, when running down the 15-inch MacBook Air (M5), the battery only lasted 17 hours and 40 minutes. That’s more than enough power for virtually all use cases, but we have tested other MacBook and Windows laptops with better battery life.

The M5 Air has two Thunderbolt 4 ports, a MagSafe charging port, and a headphones jack.
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M5 MacBook Air review: Is it worth it?
As much as I hate the new $1,299 price, this laptop is definitely still worth buying.
Sure, for $899, or even $949, I’d find this laptop irresistible, and it would get a perfect 5.0 score from me. But here’s the bottom line: For the new $1,299 price — and with Windows laptops also getting price hikes — this laptop still justifies its price with premium components, the newest WiFi and Bluetooth tech, and a fast chip with no true competition in the Windows market.
Personally, I’d wait and see what this laptop’s new sale price will be during events like Black Friday. Before the price hike, it was discounted to $899 to $949, but I suspect we won’t see this laptop for under $1,000 for a long while, if ever. So, if you have the coin, and if you want near-MacBook-Pro-level performance but in a lighter and more portable body, then spring for the new and improved Air.
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Google Pixel 11 Pro: Everything we know before the official Aug. 12 reveal
Before you know it, Google is going to announce some new Android flagship phones. Of course, there’s already info out there about them. Time to brush up.
The Pixel 11 lineup launch is all set for Aug. 12. This year, as with last year, we expect four new phones:
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Pixel 11 Pro
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Pixel 11 Pro XL
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Pixel 11 Pro Fold
Let’s focus on the Pixel 11 Pro for now, as it’s going to be the more premium. What does Google have up its sleeve this year with the Pro-grade Pixel phone?
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Google Pixel 11 Pro: Release date, price, and that Amazon leak
As previously stated, Google is going to officially unveil all of these phones at an event in New York City on Aug. 12. Mashable will be attending the launch event — Jimmy Fallon hosted last year’s event, you may remember — and we’ll be reporting live. Presumably, as with past years, the phones will be on store shelves and in customers’ hands just a couple of weeks afterward.
Thanks to RAMageddon, everyone is bracing for price increases with every major tech product, and rightfully so. Google has not yet told us the prices of these phones, but a recent and fairly extensive Amazon leak that seemed legitimate enough pointed to a $1,099 starting price for the Pixel 11 Pro. That would be a $100 price increase over the Pixel 10 Pro. Meanwhile, the Pixel 11 Pro XL (the XL model is usually basically the same phone, but bigger) is said to start at $1,299, another $100 price hike year-over-year.
Speaking of that Amazon leak: 9to5Google spotted draft Amazon listings for the Pixel 11 lineup, revealing a lot of early details:
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The listings could include placeholder information, but the overall gist looks legit.
What is Pixel Glow?
We don’t expect any massive design changes this year. Google has helped keep expectations low by actually posting a short video that shows the phone, weeks before the Aug. 12 event.
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One thing that stood out, however, is the presence of a small, colored light in the camera bar that wasn’t there on the Pixel 10 Pro. This is rumored to be part of a new “Pixel Glow” system that will use colored lights to convey basic phone notifications while the Pixel is lying down on its face. If you want to know that someone texted you even though you’re focusing on something else and would rather not look at the screen, that’s what this is for.
Google Pixel 11 Pro: Design and colors
Ultimately, the short teaser video doesn’t show much, but it does reveal one more fact: The Pixel 11 Pro’s basic design hasn’t changed much from last year. It still has a horizontal, oval-shaped camera bar on the back, and is still otherwise a normal-looking smartphone.
As for colors, leaks suggest the options this year will be:
Those don’t sound like the most vibrant colors in the world, but that sort of thing has become par for the course for “Pro” smartphones in recent years. If the Amazon leak spotted by 9to5Google proves true, the Pixel 11 will have more interesting color options, at least.
Google Pixel 11 Pro: Rumored specs
Between the Amazon listings and another leak on Telegram from an account called MysticLeaks, this is the best idea we have about the Pixel 11 Pro’s specs prior to the unveiling:
The only real differences between the regular Pro and the XL, as far as leaks are concerned, are the display and battery size. Those same sources suggest a 6.9-inch display and a 5,115mAh battery on the XL, but everything else should be the same. That’s how Google has done it in the past, too.
Believe it or not, those specs actually contain at least one notable downgrade from the Pixel 10 Pro. Prior Pixel Pro devices only came with 16GB RAM, so if Google is offering a 12GB variant, that would be a somewhat significant change. It’s possible and perhaps even likely that the 12GB models will be tied to lower amounts of storage, so if you want 16GB, you may need to shell out for a 512GB or 1TB model this year.
Google Pixel 11 Pro: What about the cameras?
Last but not least, the Pixel Pro phones always have better camera specs than the base models. It’s one of the main reasons to get the Pro, even though Google did start including a telephoto lens on the base model recently.
Last year, the Pixel 10 Pro had a 50MP main lens, with matching 48MP ultra-wide and telephoto lenses. We don’t yet know what the camera modules for the Pixel 11 Pro will measure in at, but it would be a shock if they were downgraded at all from those figures.
Speaking of downgrades, though, the big Amazon leak suggested the Pixel 10 Pro will have a 13MP selfie camera. After the 48MP front camera on the Pixel 10 Pro, that would be an unpleasant surprise. We’ll see if that actually pans out, or if the leak was wrong.
Remember: Mashable will be reporting live from Made By Google on Aug. 12, so check back for the latest Pixel 11 Pro news.
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Google Pixel 11: Every rumor, leak, and confirmed fact ahead of Made By Google
Samsung just announced a bunch of fancy new phones, but don’t relax just yet. Google has a big product launch just around the corner too, and we’re keeping a close eye on the latest Pixel 11 leaks, rumors, and official teasers.
The Android maker has already confirmed that it will announce the next batch of Pixel phones in August. That means we have just a matter of weeks until the follow-up to the Pixel 10 lineup is unveiled, so you’d better get prepared in the meantime. Here is everything we know about the Google Pixel 11 right now.
Google Pixel 11: Release date and price
The first part of this is easy because Google isn’t keeping the Pixel 11 launch window a secret. At 6 p.m. ET on Aug. 12 in New York City, Google is holding a Made By Google event where the Pixel 11 lineup will be shown off for the first time, and Mashable will be there reporting live.
Last year’s event was hosted by Jimmy Fallon, for some reason, so you never know what to expect this time. You can watch Made By Google live on YouTube, or follow the news as it happens on Mashable. The phones should be on store shelves or in your hands less than a month after that.
As with last year, we expect to see four phones: the base Pixel 11, a Pro and Pro XL model, and a Pro Fold model.
Regarding price, we live in a RAMageddon world, so it sounds like there may be some mild price increases in the works. We don’t know the official figures yet, but a recent Amazon leak (which we will return to throughout this piece because, holy mackerel, what a leak!) gave us these figures:
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Google Pixel 11: $899
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Google Pixel 11 Pro: $1,099
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Google Pixel 11 Pro XL: $1,299
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Google Pixel 11 Pro Fold: $1,899
Unfortunately, all of those are increases year over year compared to the Pixel 10. The Pixel 11, Pixel 11 Pro, and Pro XL are all $100 more to start than they were a year ago. Meanwhile, the Pixel 11 Pro Fold, if this leak is to be believed, will cost $400 more than the Pixel 10 Pro Fold. Ouch.
Google Pixel 11: What’s up with Pixel Glow?
Before we get into detailed (and unconfirmed) specs for each device, there’s basically one noteworthy design change that we expect to see across all four devices this year. According to both leaks and some imagery on Google’s own pre-order page, Google is going all-in on something called Pixel Glow with the Pixel 11 series.
In terms of design, that means the horizontal camera bar seen on previous Pixel phones will change a little bit to accommodate a new multi-colored light module. This module will use lights of different shades to notify you of things like incoming messages, presumably while your phone is turned over and you don’t feel like looking at a screen.
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Google actually gave everyone an official sneak peek at Pixel Glow a couple of weeks before the event. In a brief teaser video that shows part of a Pixel 11 Pro, you can see a small, multi-colored light in the camera bar. While the video is very brief and vague, it’s clear from the video that we are looking at Pixel Glow.
Google Pixel 11: Base model rumored specs
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The aforementioned Amazon leak included since-removed store pages for each device in the Pixel 11 family, with colors and specs galore. Let’s start with the base Pixel 11, whose array of color options has been reported with different names, but basically comes out to black, gray, pink, and green. Another leaker called MysticLeaks posted a bunch of alleged specs on Telegram.
Based on both of these leaks, these could be the specs for the base Pixel 11:
It’s worth noting that there are some small discrepancies between what Amazon posted and what MysticLeaks reported for all of these devices, especially regarding display resolution and battery size. When in doubt, this article is going by what was posted on Amazon.
The display, battery, and selfie camera specs all come from the Amazon leak, while the Tensor G6 chip would make sense as the natural follow-up to the Tensor G5 chip in last year’s Pixel flagships. At the time of publication, there don’t seem to be any credible leaks regarding the other camera specs for the base Pixel 11, aside from what’s listed above.
None of the above is horribly surprising or all that different from the Pixel 10, either. All signs are pointing to a pretty incremental upgrade cycle in 2026, Pixel Glow aside.
Google Pixel 11 Pro and Pro XL: Rumored specs
Google is also reportedly planning on two Pro variants, as in previous years. The color options here are reportedly called Olive, Obsidian, Canyon, and Fog. Here is what both Amazon and MysticLeaks had to say about the regular Pixel 11 Pro:
And here are the reported specs for Pixel 11 Pro XL. The XL is usually just a bigger, slightly improved version of the Pro:
The main attraction here, at least as it relates to year-over-year changes, is that Google seems to be offering a new 12GB RAM variant of the Pro devices. Prior to this year, they just came with 16GB RAM. Perhaps models with less storage capacity will only come with 12GB this year as a way to save money on the manufacturing end of things.
Google Pixel 11 Pro Fold: Rumored specs

Google isn’t folding from the competition.
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Lastly, Google is making another foldable this year, if every leak is to be believed. Here are the reported specs for the Pixel 11 Pro Fold, which could have color variants called Obsidian and Olive:
This is the one we know the least about, sadly. Given Samsung’s recent excellence in the foldable field and the rumored price increase for the Pixel 11 Pro Fold, it’s going to have to do a lot to impress in a crowded market. We’ll find out together on Aug. 12.
Remember: Mashable will be reporting live from the Made By Google event, so keep checking back for the latest Pixel 11 news, leaks, and rumors.
