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Star Trek: Starfleet Academy Finally Released A Good Episode, But Is Anyone Still Watching?

By Chris Snellgrove
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Like many critics, I felt like Starfleet Academy had a very rocky start, one that presented the show as a broad, lowbrow comedy for juvenile (in both senses of the word) audiences. To my astonishment, the show steadily improved as we warped through Season 1: the vulgar slang (mostly) disappeared, the thin characters fleshed out, and the comedy got minimized. At its worst, early Starfleet Academy felt like Beavis and Butt-Head meets Doctor Who. Now, each adventure feels like one of Voyager’s wackiest episodes, albeit one with the melodrama and fan service turned up to 200 percent.

The most recent episode, “300th Night,” is a new high for the series, in large part because it builds upon the mythology laid down by the very first episode. In this tale, Caleb finds his mother while the Federation finds itself at the mercy of Nus Braka’s deadliest attack yet. All of this is setting up what should be a satisfying season finale of Starfleet Academy next week, but unless that episode can win back the viewers it already lost, this show may be completely doomed.

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The first episode of Starfleet Academy saddled main character Caleb with some seriously sad lore: his mother was unfairly busted by Starfleet, forcing Caleb to grow up on the run from Federation authorities. After he learned that she escaped prison, Caleb used the resources of Starfleet to try to reach out to Mommy Dearest. He never found her, but in “300th Night,” she is located on a planet that is about to be invaded by Nus Braka’s merry band of pirates.

With all of Starfleet being recalled to Betazed, Caleb is forced to steal a shuttle to go to his mother’s rescue. However, most of his fellow space cadets invite themselves along, and the best and brightest youngsters in the galaxy make a rough landing in a real hive of scum and villainy. There, they find Caleb’s mom and more trouble than they can handle, and Chancellor Ake must decide between saving the students she swore to protect and risking an intergalactic incident.

Starfleet Academy At Its Best

I was very hard on early episodes of Starfleet Academy, and for good reason: the show continuously used humor as a crutch, and the humor was often as juvenile as an episode of Jackass. Additionally, the show took big swings when it came to Star Trek lore, but the bad didn’t always connect. For every successful homage to past episodes of Deep Space Nine or Voyager, we’d get something controversial, like an episode revealing that most Klingons in the galaxy died (off-screen, no less) in their sleep, which means their souls went straight to hell (turns out it was not a good day to die).

Recently, however, Starfleet Academy has learned how to walk and sometimes even run without the crutches: most of the humor has been replaced with more dramatic beats, resulting in characters that feel more like serious cadets and less like sparring siblings. The show stopped making huge changes to franchise lore, leaning instead into episodes that follow up on previous adventures from Deep Space Nine and Voyager. The cherry on top of this is that the show seems to have finally learned proper pacing, resulting in tense episodes that are genuinely rewarding to watch.

In my always humble opinion, “300th Night” is the best episode of Starfleet so far. It continues the recent trend of following up on older stories, in this case, carving a new tale out of Voyager’s infamous Omega particle.  The episode also reunites Caleb with his mom, deepens his relationship with Tamira, and establishes Nus Braka as one of the most effective villains in Star Trek history. The result is an episode that you can enjoy as a chunk of series mythology, as a character piece for Caleb, or simply as a taut thriller in its own right.

The Talaxian Furfly In The Ointment

Don’t pour that Saurian Brandy too soon, kids: “300th Night” still has a few distracting flaws in it. The first is SAM, whose childlike character recently gained 17 years of life experience, during which the holographic Doctor served as her adoptive father. The previous episode implied that she would be very different, and SAM in “300th Night” says she didn’t like her old self. However, her new self isn’t very different: between giving long, unfunny bits of word salad and screaming half her lines, the new SAM seems inexplicably more annoying than the old one.

SAM’s more annoying moments are a reminder of a depressing fact: while Starfleet Academy is relying less on comedy than ever before, the attempts at humor that we do get are still exceedingly subpar. Other less-than-satisfying comic bits include the return of glitter vomit and Jet Reno getting a few “well, that just happened”-style quips. However, to the show’s credit, these bits of bad comedy are few and far between, and “300th Night” mostly focuses on the high drama of Caleb and his buddies breaking all the rules to make the galaxy’s most unlikely family reunion finally happen.

A Day Late And A Bar Of Latinum Short

As a Starfleet Academy hater from the beginning, I was surprised at the thought that kept bouncing around my head during “300th Night”: “Why the heck did the show wait so long to get so good?” This latest episode builds on plot elements laid down in the first episode, but this most recent adventure is infinitely more polished, led by actors and writers who are infinitely more confident in these characters. At long last, Starfleet Academy has achieved the impossible: it is now a good enough Star Trek show that I don’t mind recommending it to a friend. 

However, the show now finds itself in a state of limbo: it hasn’t been renewed beyond Season 2, and big changes at Paramount have made it increasingly likely it will be renewed. This is a bitter irony, but I’m convinced the show would already have been renewed if its early episodes focused more on the dramatic storytelling of “300th Night” and less on broad humor and lame attempts to appeal to young audiences. Now, Starfleet Academy may have finally transformed into a decent Star Trek show, but it won’t live long or prosper because embarrassing early attempts to appeal to new fans continuously drove everyone away.

Too busy chasing new fans to satisfy any of the old ones? That’s Alex Kurtzman at his best, baby.


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The DJI Mini 5 Pro drone is down to its record-low price at Amazon — save over $500 this weekend

SAVE $500: As of April 11, the DJI Mini 5 Pro Fly More Combo is on sale for $1,089 at Amazon. That’s over $500 off the list price and the best-ever price at Amazon.


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The 2026 drone market is currently in a weird state of flux. Legislative pressure is mounting on DJI imports. We’ve moved past the phase of uncertainty into genuine panic buying before stock disappears for good.

Any sort of deal during this frantic period is very much welcome. Any sort of deal down to a record-low price cannot be ignored.

As of April 11, the DJI Mini 5 Pro Fly More Combo is down to $1,089 at Amazon — its all-time low and over $500 off the list price for a limited time.

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The Mini 5 Pro remains the champion of the lightweight category. For creators, the one-inch CMOS sensor is the star of the show, delivering 4K HDR at 60fps that looks like it belongs on a cinema screen. The 360-degree Nightscape sensing maps obstacles in low light while the specialized Nighttime Return-to-Home ensures your investment doesn’t end up as a permanent resident of a neighbor’s tree.

We’ve monitored this price point across several sale cycles, and this looks like the floor. If you’re a content creator looking to future-proof your kit with a drone that doesn’t require a commercial pilot’s license, this is the deal to snipe before stock drops.

We’re not encouraging panic buying, but we do believe in tactical shopping — and there’s never been a better time to invest in this versatile drone.

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T-Mobile is giving away the Apple iPhone 17 for free — how to claim

TL;DR: Score a free iPhone 17e when signing up for a T-Mobile plan with no trade-in required. Alternatively, you can get the iPhone 17 for free from T-Mobile when signing up for an Experience More plan and trading in an eligible device.


In the mobile world, the word “free” is usually followed by a list of caveats that make you wish you never started looking for a deal. You usually need to sign up for the most expensive plan or trade-in a premium phone to get your hands on what you really want. But that’s not the case with the latest T-Mobile offer.

T-Mobile is offering a rare deal on the newly-released Apple iPhone 17e. For a limited time, you can pick up this A19-powered device for free by simply opening a new line.

You’ll need to activate a new line on T-Mobile’s Experience Beyond or Experience More plans to get the iPhone 17e. The phone’s full retail price is covered via 24 monthly bill credits, and since you aren’t trading in your old phone, you can keep it as a backup, give it to a kid, or sell it on a third-party site to actually make money on this deal. We did say this was a rare opportunity to save.

Mashable’s Stan Shroeder got his hands on the iPhone 17e and said “The combination of having Apple’s latest chip and a decent amount of storage means this phone will be relevant for at least four to five years.” That’s an impressive lifespan for a budget-friendly phone, particularly when it’s free.

If you need something a little more powerful, you can also pick up the iPhone 17 for free from T-Mobile when signing on for 24 months of an Experience More plan and trading in an eligible phone. That gets you unthrottled 5G data, 4K streaming, and enough international roaming for even the most adventurous of travellers.

It’s important to note that T-Mobile will charge taxes on these free deals and a $35 device connection fee. Is this really “free” when you need to sign up to something or pay an upfront fee? It’s a gray area, OK? We’re doing our best.

Score an iPhone 17 for free this weekend with T-Mobile.

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3 AdultFriendFinder security improvements made after the 2016 data breach

Every major online dating service has been the target of malicious hackers attempting to gain access to private information, but few attacks have been as severe, as pervasive or as publicly damaging as the data breach attack on AdultFriendFinder in October 2016.

The attack exposed the records of more than 360 million users, not just of AdultFriendFinder but of sites across the popular FriendFinder network. To this day, it is still one of the largest database breaches ever recorded, leaking the email addresses, usernames, passwords, sexual orientations, and even spoken languages of millions of people across more than two decades of AFF’s history.

Worse still, it exposed the downright shoddy security practices of the company, which included using SHA-1 cryptographic hashing, already more than a decade out of date by the time of the breach, and storing account passwords in plain text. 

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Thankfully, parent company FriendFinder Networks took this breach seriously, and dramatically stepped up their security practices. Here are three major changes they made to help protect future users:

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AFF overhauled their database security

Think of a website’s database as a kind of bank vault; it’s where all the valuable stuff that thieves are after is stored. In 2016, prior to the attack, AdultFriendFinder had the equivalent of a single-lock safe: it looked secure and intimidating, but malicious actors had long ago figured out how to crack the code. 

Now, they use the latest encryption technologies to bolster security, including a technique called “salted hashing” that involves combining each password with a unique, random string of characters (known as the salt) and then passing them through a one-way hash function. It’s a sophisticated way of ensuring that even accounts using identical passwords (looking at you, people who use “password” for your password) don’t all share the same vulnerability during a breach.

AFF hired outside security experts

The ugly truth is that companies are no longer self-sufficient when it comes to cybersecurity. Your in-house security team, as smart and hardworking as they may be, are not going to stand a chance against the wide variety of hackers and other malicious actors working 24/7 to access your data. 

The 2016 data breach humbled AFF enough to recognize this fact, and they’ve been contracting outside cybersecurity help ever since, including with Google subsidiary Mandiant. These cybersecurity firms don’t just examine the potential vulnerabilities in your coding; they also look at your corporate structure and employee practices to evaluate them for potential vulnerabilities. 

Forced password resets

Not all cybersecurity vulnerabilities are the fault (or exclusive fault) of the website. Sometimes, your own laziness is your biggest vulnerability. Part of beefing up AFF’s security involved forcing password resets, so you can’t use the same password year after year. 

This is now basically standard operating procedure across the internet: once every six months or once a year, you’re probably going to be asked to choose a new password. AFF has formalized this approach to help secure against password vulnerabilities that it can’t control, such as leaks on other dating sites (be honest: how many of you use the same password across multiple sites?) or hardware malware like keyloggers. 

Later this year, exactly one decade will have elapsed since AdultFriendFinder’s last security breach. Say what you will about their past mistakes — a full decade of cybersecurity success is an achievement, and modern users of the site should be grateful that AFF has stepped up their game in such a big way.

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