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Sandra Bullock’s Sexy, 90s Action Thriller Will Make You Care About Floppy Disks Again
By Robert Scucci
| Published
There’s nothing more entertaining than watching a movie about cutting-edge technology from the 90s, 30 years after the fact. On one hand, I’ll give 1995’s The Net credit where it’s due. It’s well-acted, Sandra Bullock is the hottest computer geek in cinematic history (sorry, Hackers), and the plot actually kind of makes sense because they don’t drown you in tech jargon and junk science. There’s a golden rule when it comes to technological thrillers: the less you explain the logic, the better. The Net toes this line perfectly because I know enough about computers to pick up what they’re throwing down, but I’m also dumb enough to think, “that makes sense,” while watching.
I’m not going to pause the movie and look up the technical semantics to prove this point, but the storyline is immersive enough to grab your attention without getting so convoluted that it takes you out of the experience. I don’t know how any of this stuff works at this level, and as a viewer, I appreciate that The Net doesn’t treat me like I’m too dumb to understand the implications, while also refusing to hold my hand because it’s all pretty straightforward.
Sandra Bullock Is Lost In The Net
The Net focuses on Sandra Bullock’s Angela Bennett. She’s a perfect patsy for what’s about to go down because she’s a freelance systems analyst who works from home. Most of her relationships are the kind of faceless encounters you have online, and her mother lives in a nursing home because she has Alzheimer’s disease and barely remembers she exists. It’s a lonely life for Angela, but she’s also well connected through her work. Or so she thinks.
When Angela’s coworker Dale (Ray McKinnon) sends her a floppy disk known as Mozart’s Ghost, she’s told to click on the Pi button hidden in the document, which functions as a backdoor into an application known as Gatekeeper, an elaborate cybersecurity system she’s not supposed to have access to.
Dale dies under mysterious circumstances, and Angela goes on vacation, where she meets a man named Jack Devlin (Jeremy Northam). Jack brings Angela out on his boat, but he’s outed when she realizes he plans to kill her and take the floppy disk. After a violent scuffle, Angela wakes up in the hospital three days later and learns that Jack and his nameless, faceless associates have scrubbed her identity from existence and given her a new one: Ruth Marx.
As Ruth, Angela uncovers a vast conspiracy involving a group of cyber terrorists known as the Praetorians, who are using the Gatekeeper software to orchestrate massive network failures across the country while framing her in the process. Angela confides in her former therapist and lover, Dr. Alan Champion (Dennis Miller), who doesn’t necessarily believe her conspiracy theories but isn’t going to turn down a motel meetup with her either.
A Solid Tech Thriller For The Average iPhone User
While I knew my way around MS-DOS as a kid and have kept up with tech to some degree (I have an iPhone that’s about five generations behind), what I like most about The Net is that it gets its point across without being patronizing or overly complex. There are plenty of flashes of computer screens that help drive the story, but everything is so straightforward that you don’t get lost in granular details. The main focus is the conspiracy and identity theft plot that drives The Net. While you need the occasional tech speak to get from point A to B, you don’t need to be a genius to read between the lines and enjoy the thriller for what it is.
All you need to know is that Sandra Bullock does her best computing in a bikini, everybody thinks she’s somebody she’s not, and because of this, she can’t trust anybody. It’s obviously a bit dated by today’s standards, but it’s still a fun watch because it deals with cybersecurity concepts that remain relevant. I’d imagine similar conversations about different applications are happening behind closed doors today. We’re just getting the 1995 version here.
As of this writing, The Net is streaming for free on Tubi.
Entertainment
Lord Of The Rings Is Now In The Hands Of One Of America's Most Hated Celebrities
By Jennifer Asencio
| Updated
Just when we thought the cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert meant the end of seeing the comedian’s rhetoric, he’s rising again like Sauron trying to collect the One Ring. But this time, the target of his didactic punditry is nerddom: Colbert is penning a “sequel” to The Lord of the Rings.
One Sequel To Rule Them All
The movie’s working title is The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past and is going into production after the newest entry, The Hunt for Gollum.
Colbert believes he can add to JRR Tolkien’s work with a story that begins 14 years after Frodo leaves for the Grey Wastes. Sam’s daughter goes girl-boss and makes a discovery that leads her “to uncover why the War of the Ring was nearly lost before it began.” That leads to a flashback in which the movie will cover chapters 3-8 of The Fellowship of the Ring, a story that includes exciting prospects like The Barrow Downs.
As if The Hobbit and Rings of Power weren’t damaging enough to Tolkien’s legacy, now we’re getting another shameless cash grab at the expense of the author’s work. Only this time, one of the most divisive and extremely political personalities in Hollywood is writing the script.
Colbert is co-writing the film with his son, Peter McGee, and “franchise veteran” Philippa Boyens. Boyens has long been a part of the Peter Jackson productions; she co-wrote The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, and Jackson’s King Kong.
Colbert Really Is A Certified Tolkien Obsessive
Colbert has been held out as a Tolkien expert since the announcement on March 24, 2026, and that is actually fair, no matter what one thinks of his extreme political views. He has studied the author’s work extensively, to the point where he can speak both Elvish languages, Quenya and Sindarin.
The biggest question on the minds of fans is whether Colbert will be tempted to infuse the story with his personal politics, or if the writing team will try to add extra material that isn’t needed by Tolkien’s story. The Hobbit didn’t work because it added embellishments, such as the romance between Tauriel and Kili. Rings of Power doesn’t work because, on top of adding modern identity politics to the series, it also doesn’t follow the source material, earning the derision of many Tolkien fans.
Boyens has shown that when she sticks to Middle Earth and not regular Earth, she can deliver on Tolkien’s mastery. However, the inclusion of Colbert raises concerns that this movie will stray beyond Tolkien’s boundaries.
In his other job as a talk show host, Colbert has made it a mission to inject his divisive personal politics into his work. That tendency towards personalizing what he does could either strongly enhance a new Lord of the Rings project or turn it into a stain on Tolkien’s legacy by applying themes to the world of the One Ring that Tolkien never intended. Which Colbert will ultimately write the script: the political loudmouth or the Tolkien scholar?
Entertainment
Violent Reality Star Costs ABC Millions
By Jennifer Asencio
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If you’re looking for a new season of The Bachelorette on ABC, you won’t find it. The season was cancelled when a 2023 video of its proposed star, Taylor Frankie Paul, surfaced, in which she was captured committing domestic violence with her young child present. The child was nearly struck when Paul threw three barstools at her estranged then-boyfriend, Dakota Mortensen. ABC scrapped the entire season, reportedly costing between $30 million and $70 million.
The video was uncovered and released by TMZ and caused the show to be cancelled just days before it was due to air its premier episode on March 22, 2026. It was made by Mortenson and was used as evidence in court proceedings in which Paul served 36 months of probation for felony aggravated assault.
Past Is Prologue
Both Mortensen and Paul were central to the storyline of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, another reality show that is owned by Disney, which airs on Hulu (Disney also owns ABC). This show began in 2024, after the tape was recorded. Their relationship has been so tumultuous that there is currently a police investigation into another incident of alleged domestic violence that took place shortly before the 2023 video was released. Other cast members of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives have commented on their disturbing behavior in the wake of the video’s release.
Given the nature of their relationship, it is curious why ABC chose to cast Paul as The Bachelorette. It’s not like her relationship with Mortensen and its constant explosiveness have been a big secret, so it’s almost as if, by hiring Paul for the dating competition, they were spitting in Mortensen’s face. There is also the question of how the network didn’t know about the 2023 incident, despite it having gone to court. Apparently, the show runners of The Bachelorette don’t watch their sister station Hulu, or they might have been aware of what kind of person Paul was before they cast her. Her antics have been well-documented by the Disney company, but it seems there is little communication between its various arms.
Disney has taken a lot of hits lately. Lucasfilm shook up its leadership, as did the parent company. There have been numerous lawsuits against the House of Mouse in recent months, including an anti-trust settlement and a discrimination suit. While the loss from The Bachelorette is mostly absorbed by ABC, that still falls under the Disney umbrella and represents yet another failure from the Magic Kingdom. If the company doesn’t course correct, it may find itself dethroned.
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Nicolas Cage’s Unhinged Revenge Thriller Makes No Sense, But You’ll Watch It Anyway
By Robert Scucci
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Here’s something I’ve learned about myself that I’m not particularly proud of. When I’m scrolling through my streaming apps looking for something to watch, I occasionally stumble upon a Nicolas Cage flick I’ve never seen before, like 2019’s A Score to Settle. The truth is I probably thought I’d already seen it, but was confusing it with one of his other straight-to-video outings with a similar revenge-coded title, like Stolen, Rage, Dog Eat Dog, and so on. While I’m thrilled that I’m one film closer to seeing everything Nicolas Cage has ever done, I’ve gotta say this movie is pretty terrible.
But here’s the thing every Nicolas Cage fan will tell you: a terrible Nicolas Cage movie is still a good Nicolas Cage movie, because Nicolas Cage is in it. I’m sorry, but it’s true. The screenplay is absolute trash, but he still commits to it. It makes no sense no matter how you break it down. He’s still the greatest actor on this planet, and I’m glad I’m alive at the same time he is because it means that when I stare up at the moon at night, he might be looking at it too.
Why A Score To Settle Makes No Sense
Here’s where I’d normally break down the plot before offering commentary, but I don’t think that’s entirely possible with A Score to Settle. I’ll try, but I can’t promise anything coherent. Nicolas Cage plays a man named Frank who’s released after serving 19 years in prison because he has a rare form of insomnia that will eventually kill him, so they just send him home.
Why is Frank serving 19 years? When he was younger, he worked for the mob and witnessed his boss Max (Dave MacKinnon) murder one of his hustlers with a baseball bat. He’s promised he’ll be paid handsomely and that his family will be taken care of, so he takes the fall under the assumption he’ll be out in six years. Instead, he gets a life sentence. His wife dies while he’s inside, and his son Joey (Noah LeGros) grows up to become an orphan and a drug addict.
In other words, Nicolas Cage’s character is perfectly set up for revenge because he willingly went to prison for someone known to double-cross people, and then acts shocked when that exact thing happens, as if he was born yesterday. After his release, he reconnects with Joey and digs up a briefcase buried in his old backyard that contains $450,000 and the murder weapon. And I need to remind you again that the people who locked him up thought he bludgeoned somebody to death with a baseball bat, and they just let him go, even though it’s confirmed without a sliver of a doubt that he’s mentally unstable.
He then takes his drug-addicted son to a luxury resort, buys him lobster and lamb, expensive watches, and a Corvette, as if that’s going to make up for an entire childhood without a father who willingly put himself behind bars for an amount of money that in this economy will buy a modest house, at best. Considering how much money he’s spending right off the rip on an excessive amount of luxury items, he’ll probably have to settle for a duplex with bars on the windows when all is said and done.
It Gets Worse
Nicolas Cage starts tracking down the men who wronged him in A Score to Settle, passing out at the most inopportune times because of his life-threatening insomnia. He falls in love with a prostitute named Simone (Karolina Wydra), then gets mad at a pimp for sending a different woman using the same name the next day. He buys automatic weapons from the daughter of a former associate known as Sleepy, in front of her kid, then kills a man named Tank while snacking on beef jerky at his upscale, butcher-themed gastropub.
Nicolas Cage doesn’t know how to use a cell phone because he missed the smartphone boom while in prison, but somehow immediately knows how to use the device’s GPS while driving a sports car at reckless speeds. Earlier in the film, he paid a bellhop $500 to help him get it off its lock screen and look up a couple of addresses for him. Stuff like this keeps happening in A Score to Settle, and I’m not even going to spoil the most ridiculous part because you need to see it for yourself.
Every revenge trope you can think of shows up in A Score to Settle, but you also have to remember that because of the insomnia angle, it’s technically a psychological thriller too, but only when it feels like being one. It’s a ramshackle affair where Nicolas Cage does the best he can with what he’s given, but what he’s given is so bad that even he can’t save it. I’ll give him an A for effort, but A Score to Settle makes Prisoners of the Ghostland look like Casablanca by comparison.
If you’re working your way through Nicolas Cage’s filmography as a means to cope with the horrors of modern life, A Score to Settle won’t do you any favors. It will get you one step closer to your final form, and it does deliver some classic Cage Rage, which is always good for the soul. This one’s an absolute punisher, though, and you should know that going in.
A Score to Settle is currently streaming for free on Tubi.
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