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Return Of The Jedi Almost Made Mon Calamari A Punchline
By Chris Snellgrove
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While it couldn’t really hold a candle to the excellence of The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi remains one of the best sci-fi films ever made. For fans of this last Original Trilogy entry, there is always something new to discover, especially if you go to YouTube (the next best thing to the Jedi Archives) and look up the film’s deleted scenes. Case in point: the deleted footage has many lines from a Mon Calamari pilot (Ika Sulko) that would have made their entire species a joke, including uttering “fried Calamari tonight” as a battle cry.
Fried Calamari Tonight!
What’s fascinating about these Return of the Jedi deleted scenes is that they are hilariously rough…more equivalent to behind-the-scenes footage than something you could just pop back into the movie via a fan edit. For example, in the clips, you can actually hear director Richard Marquand feeding silly lines to Tim Rose, who is both the voice and puppeteer of this Mon Calamari pilot. While “fried Calamari tonight” is definitely the silliest of the lines, there are others that threaten to turn these aliens into a punchline.
For example, another line you can hear in this deleted Return of the Jedi footage is “all this technology and no men’s room.” While we can only guess the motivation behind this silly line, it is likely a joking reference to fans always wondering where the bathroom is in their favorite sci-fi shows.
Just ask your average Star Trek fan who has pored over various blueprints and technical manuals to discover where, exactly, the bathroom is on the bridge of the Enterprise-D in The Next Generation.
Some of these Return of the Jedi lines are just silly, including “I wish I could stop drooling.” One of the other weird lines from this Mon Calamari pilot is “boy are these humans weird.” While intended as a joke, this one would arguably have worked in-universe as we have established that people in a galaxy far, far away are often racists to aliens and even droids (“we don’t serve their kind here!”).
Referenced George Lucas
The most “meta” of these cut bits of Return of the Jedi dialogue is one that references the Maker himself, George Lucas. At one point, pilot Ilka Sulko says, “this is the last time I fly Lucas Air!” Enhancing all of these line deliveries are silly motions from the Mon Calamari pilot, adding a kind of body language to dialogue that is already pretty funny.
Plenty Of Deleted Scenes Out There
Incidentally, the story of these deleted scenes is almost more interesting than Return of the Jedi itself. Fans got to see this weird footage in 2011 during a Comic-Con International preview for the Star Wars: The Complete Saga Blu-Ray set. The character got his own action figure in 2012, but he wasn’t properly identified until the 2019 book Rebel Starfighters Owners’ Workshop Manual.
With all that being said, Ika Sulko still plays a major role in Return of the Jedi despite his character never appearing onscreen. You see, Tim Rose used the same Mon Calamari puppet to bring Admiral Ackbar to life. This character’s line delivery of “it’s a trap!” made him the stuff of Star Wars meme legend, but had this pilot footage made it into the movie, fans would most likely have spent the last four decades making “fried Calamari tonight” jokes instead.
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Best Mothers Day gifts: Show mom some love
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After all, they say “No matter how hard you try, you always end up like your mother.” But is that even a bad thing?
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Wordle today: Answer, hints for May 9, 2025
Oh hey there! If you’re here, it must be time for Wordle. As always, we’re serving up our daily hints and tips to help you figure out today’s answer.
If you just want to be told today’s word, you can jump to the bottom of this article for today’s Wordle solution revealed. But if you’d rather solve it yourself, keep reading for some clues, tips, and strategies to assist you.
Where did Wordle come from?
Originally created by engineer Josh Wardle as a gift for his partner, Wordle rapidly spread to become an international phenomenon, with thousands of people around the globe playing every day. Alternate Wordle versions created by fans also sprang up, including battle royale Squabble, music identification game Heardle, and variations like Dordle and Quordle that make you guess multiple words at once.
Wordle eventually became so popular that it was purchased by the New York Times, and TikTok creators even livestream themselves playing.
What’s the best Wordle starting word?
The best Wordle starting word is the one that speaks to you. But if you prefer to be strategic in your approach, we have a few ideas to help you pick a word that might help you find the solution faster. One tip is to select a word that includes at least two different vowels, plus some common consonants like S, T, R, or N.
What happened to the Wordle archive?
The entire archive of past Wordle puzzles was originally available for anyone to enjoy whenever they felt like it, but it was later taken down, with the website’s creator stating it was done at the request of the New York Times. However, the New York Times then rolled out its own Wordle Archive, available only to NYT Games subscribers.
Is Wordle getting harder?
It might feel like Wordle is getting harder, but it actually isn’t any more difficult than when it first began. You can turn on Wordle‘s Hard Mode if you’re after more of a challenge, though.
Here’s a subtle hint for today’s Wordle answer:
Gibberish.
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Does today’s Wordle answer have a double letter?
There are no recurring letters.
Today’s Wordle is a 5-letter word that starts with…
Today’s Wordle starts with the letter T.
The Wordle answer today is…
Get your last guesses in now, because it’s your final chance to solve today’s Wordle before we reveal the solution.
Drumroll please!
The solution to today’s Wordle is…
TRIPE.
Don’t feel down if you didn’t manage to guess it this time. There will be a new Wordle for you to stretch your brain with tomorrow, and we’ll be back again to guide you with more helpful hints.
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Reporting by Chance Townsend, Caitlin Welsh, Sam Haysom, Amanda Yeo, Shannon Connellan, Cecily Mauran, Mike Pearl, and Adam Rosenberg contributed to this article.
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