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The Raunchy Comedy Formula Was Perfected By This Forgotten R-Rated Movie

By Chris Snellgrove
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Sometimes, the most vulgar phrases happen to be the perfect description of something very specific. For example, what would you call movies like Porky’s, American Pie, and Road Trip? Some critics prefer cagey terms like “raunchy, coming-of-age films;” others prefer simpler descriptors, like “sex romp.” But would you like to know the absolute best term for vulgar, nudity-filled movies aimed squarely at the male gaze? “Boner comedies.” While this genre has been slowly dying thanks to studios shying away from making R-rated content, such films were an absolute staple of the ‘80s, the ‘90s, and the early aughts.

Maybe it’s for the best that they died off, though, as this movie formula was absolutely perfected in 2004. That was the year we got EuroTrip, which seemed at first like a cash-in ripoff of the highly successful Road Trip. But EuroTrip soon proved itself to be the better film thanks to its superior writing, charismatic performances, and beautiful exotic locales. Oh, and an earworm of a song sung by Matt Damon in one of his best (or at least, most hilarious) performances. Fortunately, the best boner comedy ever made is streaming for free on YouTube, meaning you can take this EuroTrip from the comfort of your favorite couch.

Fun? Mandatory. Clothes? Optional

The premise of EuroTrip is that a young man named Scotty gets dumped right after he graduates high school. He gets sympathy from a German pen pal named Mieke, who suggests they meet in person. Scotty, thinking his pen pal is a weird sex predator, fires off a cruel response. Soon afterward, his younger brother points out that Mieke is a girl’s name, and Scotty belatedly realizes he has feelings for her. So, he solves his problem the only way he knows how: by traveling through Europe with three of his best friends, with the goal of finally taking a bite out of his pen pal’s very tasty German cake.

As you might have guessed, Scotty’s straightforward plan to meet this girl quickly goes awry, and he and his buddies are sent careening on an insane trip throughout Europe. This leads to most of EuroTrip’s most bonkers comedic moments, like the group accidentally befriending some soccer hooligans in London and doing some absinthe-powered incestuous makeouts in Slovakia. The Eurotripping comedy arguably reaches its peak when Scotty is mistaken for the new Pope, turning his simple quest for booty into a bona fide international incident.

The Best Fake Song Ever Made

Speaking of international incidents, the best part of EuroTrip might be a running gag in the form of a song. You see, Scotty doesn’t just get dumped: he finds out his girlfriend is cheating on him when the other man (Matt Damon, playing hilariously against type) turns their affair into an insanely catchy song called “Scotty doesn’t know.” Scotty hears it performed live at a party, and it’s such an earworm that even his friends are singing it later. Later, the whole crew discovers that “Scotty Doesn’t Know” has become a chart-topping musical hit that people jam out to, all across the world. Trust me: by that point, you won’t know whether to laugh or simply sing along!

Matt Damon’s not the only one absolutely killing it in EuroTrip. Scott Mechlowicz is perfect as the hangdog Scotty, a kind of beleaguered straight man for his friends to bounce off of. His closest friend is played by Jacob Pitts, whose character is basically a boner comedy mascot: absolutely obsessed with sex and weirdly adept at getting women to expose themselves. The other friends are fraternal twins, with one played by Travis Wester (who plays an open-minded geek who’s still down to clown) and the other played by the late, great Buffy the Vampire Slayer icon, Michelle Trachtenberg (whose character will do almost anything to not be seen as one of the guys).

A Sexy Cult Classic Is Born

When EuroTrip came out, it was far from a critical darling. In fact, this movie currently has a 47 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, with critics complaining about the film’s tasteless jokes and abundant nudity. However, these are staples of the boner comedy genre: nobody is watching movies like this for intellectual stimulation or in-depth plots. No, we’re watching this to enjoy hilariously raunchy jokes punctuated by scenes of beautiful naked women, and EuroTrip delivers this double dose (or should that be Double D?) throughout its entire svelte runtime. For this reason, the film quickly became a cult hit, one that has led to decades of fans screaming “Scotty doesn’t know!” at Matt Damon. 

Part of why EuroTrip is the best boner comedy ever made is that it doesn’t pretend to have any real goal other than making you laugh. There’s no American Pie-style platitudes about coming-of-age and discovering true love, and there’s no 40-Year-Old Virgin pieties about challenging the way we think about sex and sexuality. No, this film simplifies everything down to the driving ethos of the male gaze: boobs are fun, d*cks are funny, and getting laid is everything. If that sounds offensive, then you should skip this film. If I had you at “boobs,” though, then you should check out EuroTrip right away!

He Likes It When You Call Him Big Pope-a

Ready to travel around the world without leaving your couch? No, I’m not talking about drugs, though they might just make your viewing experience that much crazier. I’m talking about watching EuroTrip, which is currently streaming on YouTube. It’s a movie that has a little bit of everything: a cuck hero, a killer song, and Michelle Trachtenberg in a bikini. Plus, you can stream the whole thing for free, which leaves more room for the important things in life. Like, you know, ordering some pizza once the drugs kick in!


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The New Star Wars Movie Just Made History In The Worst Possible Way

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Disney originally intended for The Mandalorian and Grogu to be a crowd-pleasing movie that would bring the fandom together. After all, this was the first Star Wars film since 2019, and one that brings the most popular franchise characters from Disney+ to the big screen. Unfortunately, it didn’t take long before everything started falling apart. The movie got dragged by critics and had a worse opening weekend than Solo, making this the lowest-ever opening for a live-action Star Wars movie. After that poor opening, Disney had just one hope: that The Mandalorian and Grogu would get such positive word-of-mouth that the second weekend would bring in more money than the first weekend.

That’s exactly what happened with Obsession, making it the first horror movie of the millennium to earn more in its second weekend. As for Disney, it looks like the studio should have bought a One Wish Willow and made a wish. Right now, The Mandalorian and Grogu’s box office is set to drop at least 69 percent in its second weekend, which will be the biggest drop in Star Wars history (previously, Solo was the biggest loser with a 65 percent drop). Even worse, this latest movie set in a galaxy far, far away is likely to get blown away at the box office by Backrooms, another tiny horror movie with barely any marketing.

This Is Where The Fun Begins

Why is the second weekend box office for a film so important? Basically, it helps fans and filmmakers alike estimate how much money a movie will make before it leaves theaters. Outliers like Obsession notwithstanding, movies almost always lose money in their second weekend; therefore, it’s not a question of if the box office drops than how much the box office drops. A smaller drop indicates that a movie has legs and will likely make a major profit. A major drop, however, indicates that a movie won’t be nearly as profitable and will likely end up on digital and streaming that much sooner.

Right now, Deadline reports that The Mandalorian and Grogu will have a box office drop of at least 69 percent for its second weekend. That’s especially bleak for the franchise, as Star Wars films were once considered reliable, billion-dollar blockbusters (yes, even The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker). The poor box office performance of Solo: A Star Wars Story forced Disney to pivot and turn multiple intended film projects (like solo movies for Boba Fett and Obi-Wan Kenobi) into Disney+ TV shows. The studio knew things would be bad when Solo’s box office dropped 65 percent in its second weekend. Therefore, Mandalorian and Grogu’s 69 percent drop is absolutely devastating.

They’ve Got A Bad Feeling About This

In a vacuum (including the cold vacuum of space), The Mandalorian and Grogu’s box office failure would be very embarrassing for Disney. However, it’s almost impossible to avoid comparing this sci-fi film’s failure to the inexplicable success of the two major horror films it’s currently sharing a multiplex with. You see, Disney reportedly spent almost $100 million domestically to market its latest Star Wars movie. Meanwhile, Backrooms reportedly had a marketing budget of a little over $10 million, and it’s likely to beat The Mandalorian and Grogu’s box office this weekend. The House of Mouse spent 10x more and may ultimately lose its top spot at the box office to a low-budget horror movie.

Speaking of low budgets, Obsession was made for under a million dollars, and it’s currently earned over $108 million. What’s the secret with these horror films? Obsession director Curry Barker and Backrooms director Kane Parsons both got their start on YouTube, where they achieved a mass following before setting out to make major motion pictures. YouTube taught both filmmakers how to make the most of a limited budget, and they are now utilizing those skills to make horror movie history. As for Star Wars, its producers are spending a small fortune to budget an aggressively disappointing movie to an increasingly shrinking number of fans.

Help Me, Indie Filmmakers: You’re My Only Hope

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There’s a bitter lesson in all of this for Disney: ever since they took control of the Star Wars franchise, they have been pissing away the goodwill of the most loyal sci-fi audience in movie history. The Sequel Trilogy was a disappointing bust, and the TV shows on Disney+ have been very hit or miss. Plus, producers used their popular platform to absolutely ruin the magic of this franchise. Star Wars no longer feels special; it’s just more crappy streaming content you put on while you’re doing the dishes. After more than a decade of creative mismanagement, Disney has driven away countless fans through one sh*tty movie and even sh*ttier show after another.

The fandom will never completely die out, of course, and loyalists whose walls are lined with action figures will always support new Star Wars films. But there are only so many loyalists left, and the dwindling numbers for The Mandalorian and Grogu prove that there aren’t enough fans to turn these movies into blockbusters like A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, or even The Phantom Menace. The only way forward for the franchise is to hire young filmmakers with a distinct creative vision. But that won’t happen because talented directors focused on their own IPs have done what the Star Wars fandom cannot: left their favorite childhood toys firmly in the past.


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The big question LGBTQ daters are asking, according to Hinge

It’s Pride Month, and although LGBTQ daters are queer all year, the spotlight is on them this June. As such, Hinge just published its annual D.A.T.E. (Data, Advice, Trends, and Expertise) Report to lay out what dating is currently like for today’s queer singles.

The title of this year’s report is “Clarity Builds Chemistry,” and it discusses the uncertainty young LGBTQ daters feel. (Not surprising, considering the amount of uncertainty in the world at large right now, that it’d distill into individuals’ personal lives.)

In its Jan. 2026 survey of over 31,000 global respondents, Hinge found that more LGBTQ daters feel a lot or great uncertainty about the world than heterosexual daters (76 to 52 percent, respectively), but they can also find uncertainty helpful. Seventy-four percent of LGBTQ daters say uncertainty helps them understand what they’re looking for in relationships. Uncertainty contributes to these daters identifying dealbreakers, clarifying their preferences, and identifying what feels right vs. wrong.

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Community also helps LGBTQ daters. Hinge found that queer daters are asking, “Would I bring this persona around my friends?” rather than, “What are we?” This might be because of the importance of chosen family for young LGBTQ people.

As such, queer daters are 33 percent more likely than straight daters to say it matters that their friends like the person they’re dating (this rises to 37 percent for trans daters). They’re also 20 percent more likely to want to check whether a potential partner fits with their friend circle. In a world of uncertainty, having a solid support system is crucial.

Hinge found that consistency also puts LGBTQ daters at ease in their uncertain world: 86 percent said consistent communication from someone they’re starting to date makes them feel less anxious. Seventy-eight percent said making clear plans also makes them feel less anxious (compared to 56 percent of heterosexual daters).

PDA in an early relationship helps over half (65 percent) of LGBTQ daters feel more secure, but they’re 50 percent more likely than straight daters to hesitate to show affection on the first date because they feel unsafe in their surroundings. Hinge’s love and connection expert, Moe Ari Brown, wrote that, “You don’t have to share the same comfort level to have a great date: staying present and responsive turns a potential point of tension into a moment of real connection.”

“Asking one another what kinds of affection feel good in public — and which feel better in private — keeps PDA grounded in reassurance,” Brown continued.

And forget the timelines. More LGBTQ daters, especially bisexual daters (76 percent and 83 percent), focus on slowly building a connection with someone rather than moving on a certain timeline than straight daters (64 percent). Overall, LGBTQ daters are also more likely to say that settling down isn’t a step, but a mindset.

The findings are in contrast to Hinge’s Nov. 2025 D.A.T.E. report, which was all about communication and AI. Less than a year later, daters — especially LGBTQ ones — are more focused on clarity, whether that’s in public displays of affection, or private affirmations.

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Netflix Just Added The Extremely R-Rated Crime Thriller Secretly Made By Film's Greatest Director

By TeeJay Small
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If you’re a sucker for a good crime thriller, you’re probably already aware of the hit 1993 movie True Romance. This genre-defining film is packed to the gills with foul language, graphic violence, and some supernatural themes that make the whole thing feel like a fever dream lost in time.

Though it was considered a box office failure in its day, True Romance has since garnered a massive cult following. If it’s been a while since you’ve seen it, or you’ve streamed it, now is the right time. Netflix just added True Romance.

Long before True Romance was dancing across the silver screen and upsetting the prudes at the MPAA, the film was being penned by a young, up-and-coming Quentin Tarantino. This is the very first feature-length screenplay the Pulp Fiction filmmaker ever wrote. Portions of the first act and some of the pop culture-focused dialogue were lifted right out of Tarantino’s own unreleased short film, My Best Friend’s Birthday, which he made while working at a video rental store in Los Angeles.

Tarantino originally intended to direct True Romance himself, but by the time the script was gaining traction with producers, he had already moved on to a new project that would ultimately become Reservoir Dogs. So he sold the screenplay, used the money to finance his own debut, and let Top Gun director Tony Scott take the wheel.

This has become the subject of tons of debate among film nerds, as some fans believe True Romance is a shadow of what it could have been with Tarantino behind the wheel. Others, including Tarantino himself, have lauded Tony Scott for bringing the intense screenplay to life and offering a more saccharine ending than what was originally on the page.

The plot of True Romance centers on a young couple named Clarence and Alabama. They meet at a movie theater, quickly fall in love, and decide to skip town together after a whirlwind date. The only problem is, Alabama is a woman of the night, and her pimp Drexl Spivey doesn’t take kindly to the loss of revenue.

Prompted by the ghost of Elvis Presley, Clarence murders Spivey and snags a duffle bag of blow from his workplace, hoping he can sell it off to finance his new life. Predictably, the young couple’s troubles don’t end there, as they contend with gang members, police, and a world that seems to want to keep them apart.

The whole adventure feels like a very 90s take on the classic tale of Bonnie and Clyde, complete with some added racy elements. For many fans, True Romance represents the gold standard of crime thrillers.

Christian Slater gives a career-defining performance here, alongside top-tier showings from Patricia Arquette, Dennis Hopper, Val Kilmer, and Christopher Walken. Several big-name actors appear in minor bit parts as well, including Brad Pitt, Samuel L. Jackson, and the late James Gandolfini, of The Sopranos fame.

Whether you’re a die-hard fan or you’re looking to catch it for the very first time, you can watch True Romance on Netflix today. Just prepare to hear some really outlandish stuff, especially if you’ve got any Sicilian ancestry.

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