Entertainment
The Best Spider-Man Movie Ever Made Is Now On Netflix
By Chris Snellgrove
| Published

While the studio achieved success with the Venom trilogy of movies, Sony has generally run the Spider-Man brand into the ground with awful movies based on his supporting characters, including Morbius, Kraven the Hunter, and Madame Web. However, the studio managed to knock it out of the park with a 2018 film that most fans agree is the best Spider-Man movie ever made. That film is Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), and you can now stream this colorful cartoon classic for yourself on Netflix.
The premise of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is that gifted student Miles Morales gets bitten by a spider that gives him similar abilities to those of his favorite hero, Spider-Man. After he witnesses his idol’s death, he decides to help with Spidey’s final mission: stopping Kingpin from using a collider that threatens all of space and time. Once different spider heroes begin showing up from different realities, though, they must all work together to take down the kingpin of crime before he manages to destroy the entire multiverse.
Your Celebrity Sense Is Tingling

There’s a surprising amount of big names providing the voices for Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, including Lily Tomlin (best known for Nashville) as Aunt May. Jake Johnson (best known for New Girl) plays a schlubby Spider-Man from another universe while Zoë Kravitz (best known for The Batman) plays Mary Jane. Her heroic Peter Parker, incidentally, is played by Chris Pine (best known for Star Trek).
Additionally, Hailee Steinfeld (best known for Sinners) plays Spider-Gwen, and Nicolas Cage (best known for Face/Off) plays the gravelly-voiced Spider-Man Noir. Comedian John Mulaney voices Spider-Ham, while Liev Schreiber (best known for Spotlight) plays the conniving Kingpin. Holding the entire cast together is Shameik Moore (best known outside these films for Samaritan), who transforms Miles Morales into a hilariously relatable everyman who is suddenly responsible for saving all of reality from a grieving madman.
A Thwippy Hit With Audiences And Critics

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse came out and delivered a Kingpin-sized hit right when Sony needed one the most. The film earned $394 million against a budget of only $90 million, making this animated adventure an unqualified success at the box office. It was followed by a highly-acclaimed sequel (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse), and fans are eagerly awaiting the third film (Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse) that will bring this ambitious trilogy to a satisfying conclusion.
When Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse came out, movie reviewers decided that Miles Morales certainly knew how to thwip it good. On Rotten Tomatoes, it has a 97 percent, with critics praising the movie for its powerful blend of emotional storytelling and cutting-edge animation. They also commended the film for balancing heart, humor, and pulse-pounding action, making Into the Spider-Verse the rare story that delivers literally everything you could want from a superhero movie.
An Award-Winning Superhero Masterpiece

This critical adoration meant it was no surprise when Into the Spider-Verse became an awards darling, earning every single Annie Award (the Annies focus on American animation) it was nominated for, including Best Animated Feature. Additionally, the film took home a Golden Globe for Best Animated Feature Film and even an Academy Award for Best Animated Feature Film. The latter achievement was particularly impressive because this was the first time the award had been won by a non-Disney, non-Pixar film in seven years!
When Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse was first announced, I had a bad feeling about it: I loved Miles Morales and Gwen Stacy, but after the two Amazing Spider-Man movies, I wasn’t sure if Sony could do these characters justice. Making matters worse was that modern Spider-Man comics writing (including the comics that introduced the Spider-Verse in the first place) was largely hit-or-miss, so I feared we might get a bad adaptation of an already mediocre story. Finally, I thought the animation in the first trailer looked weird and that watching the movie might give me a very literal headache.
Sony Finally Takes A Leap

However, I saw the film in theaters on opening night, and I’ve never been quite so happy to be wrong. The animation is almost hypnotically beautiful, and the film’s top-notch art design helped bring the unique comic book aesthetic to life on the big screen. Plus, the story is both entertaining and powerful, giving us a multiversal tale that is more epic in scope and more moving in execution than anything the Marvel Cinematic Universe has ever done.
By every possible metric, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is the best Spider-Man movie ever made, one that honors decades of comic history while helping a newer incarnation of the title character take center stage. A good Spidey story always focuses on relationships as much as action, and Miles Morales’ interactions with his family are often powerful enough to make you cry. The same can be said of his interactions with Peter B. Parker, who goes from being a slovenly mentor to someone who realizes how much he has to learn from his pupil.
It’s got killer animation, breathtaking fights, a perfect cast, and a completely unforgettable story. Whether you’re an old-school comics fan or you just enjoy a good blockbuster, you owe it to yourself to stream Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse on Netflix today. Afterward, you can join the rest of us in crossing fingers, toes, and webshooters that Beyond the Spider-Verse brings the house down when it brings this trilogy to a close in 2027.

Entertainment
This $43 bundle quietly upgrades your entire PC experience
TL;DR: This rare Microsoft bundle deal gives you a lifetime license to Microsoft Office Professional 2021 for Windows and Windows 11 Pro for only $42.97 (reg. $418.99) through May 17.
$42.97
$418.99
Save $376.02
Looking for an affordable way to make your old PC feel new again? If you don’t have the funds to buy a brand new computer, don’t worry. The Ultimate Microsoft Office Professional 2021 for Windows lifetime license and Windows 11 Pro Bundle is the next best thing, offering your computer a total upgrade for only $42.97 through May 17.
Don’t count out your dusty old PC. This Microsoft bundle is here to give it a total facelift for less than $50. It kicks off with a lifetime license to some of the brand’s most popular tools — Microsoft Office, which you’ll pay for once and enjoy without any subscription fees.
Mashable Deals
You’ll get permanent access to a suite of eight helpful apps with Microsoft Office Professional 2021 for Windows. It includes staples that have been around for decades, like Word, Excel, PowerPoint, and Outlook. You’ll also get newer favorites like Teams, OneNote, Access, and Publisher.
Once you’ve loaded the apps onto your device, you can upgrade your OS to Windows 11 Pro. It’s an operating system made for modern professionals, with tools that support your workflow. Enjoy a more powerful search experience, improved voice typing, a seamless interface, snap layouts, and much more.
You can rest easy knowing Windows 11 Pro takes your cybersecurity seriously. You’ll have biometric logins, encrypted authentication, and advanced antivirus defenses to keep your data secure.
Mashable Deals
Show your PC some love with the Microsoft Office Professional 2021 for Windows and Windows 11 Pro bundle for only $42.97 (reg. $418.99) now until May 17.
StackSocial prices subject to change.
Entertainment
Star Trek’s First Broadcast Episode Was Very Carefully Chosen, Because It Was Boring
By Chris Snellgrove
| Published

These days, Star Trek is a bona fide pop culture phenomenon. But during the development of The Original Series, there was anxiety that the general public wouldn’t really understand Gene Roddenberry’s mashing up Western tropes with a sci-fi setting. Making matters worse was that the original pilot, “The Cage,” had been rejected by NBC for being too brainy. Fortunately, Roddenberry got a chance to shoot another pilot, one which impressed the network enough to order an entire season worth of episodes.
Several episodes of Star Trek: The Original Series had already been shot when the time came for this new show to make its broadcast premiere. The first episode that the general public saw was “The Man Trap,” which featured a shapeshifting monster that was revealed to be an alien salt vampire. This good-but-not-great episode was an odd choice, and it was one that the cast and crew hated. As it turns out, though, this episode was very carefully selected by executives because it served as an inoffensive, relatively straightforward encapsulation of everything Star Trek had to offer.
It’s A Trap!

Most of the information we have about why “The Man Trap” was selected as Star Trek’s first episode comes from the book Inside Star Trek: The Real Story. Within this impressive reference tome, Robert H. Justman and Herbert F. Solow revealed something surprising: NBC had several other episodes to choose from for the premiere, including “The Corbomite Maneuver,” “Charlie X,” “Mudd’s Women,” “Where No Man Has Gone Before,” and “The Naked Time.” All of them had already been shot and were mostly finished, so it was just a matter of figuring out which episode would serve as the best introduction to Star Trek, a heretofore unknown sci-fi series.
“The Man Trap” won out, mostly because the powers that be worried that other episodes would be off-putting to general audiences in some very specific ways. For example, they worried that audiences would find “Charlie X” a story that was “too gentle” because it focused on an adolescent with special powers. This was probably the right call, in retrospect: when Variety gave a negative review of “The Man Trap” (an episode chosen, in part, because of its relative maturity), they declared that Star Trek: The Original Series was “better suited to the Saturday morning kidvid bloc” (ouch!).
A Monster Hit Of An Episode

“The Corbomite Maneuver” was a great potential choice, but this episode’s impressive special effects were still in post-production, and almost all of its action took place on the ship. “Where No Man Has Gone Before” really outlined the premise of the new show, but it was deemed “expository” for general audiences expecting more action and danger. Justman thought “The Naked Time” was a killer introduction to the crew’s personalities, but the network passed, presumably because of how over-the-top (half-naked, swashbuckling Sulu? Oh, my!) that episode gets. “Mudd’s Women,” meanwhile, was deemed too offensive because the plot involved literally selling women to miners.
Through this process of elimination, executives decided that “The Man Trap” was the best intro to Star Trek. It had cool scenes on both the Enterprise and a distant outpost (a strange new world) and featured a straightforward action plot you didn’t have to be a sci-fi aficionado to understand. Finally, it was all about finding and defeating a creepy monster, which offered thrills to audiences of all ages. The network’s choice paid off, and Star Trek: The Original Series became the most popular sci-fi show in television history, even though the cast (including William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy) thought “The Man Trap” was the worst possible episode they could have chosen.

All of this is a keen reminder of how much thought and work went into putting Star Trek’s best foot forward. It might be a reminder that Paramount’s current upper leadership needs, as Starfleet Academy hit the ground running with the worst episodes of Season 1. The show got better after that, but it didn’t matter because the prospective audience had already been driven away. As it turns out, today’s execs need to learn something that the network execs of the ‘60s had learned very well: series succeed when you give the audience what they want to see and not what you want to show!
Entertainment
How A Fantasy Box Office Bomb Lost $200 Million In Theaters, And Suddenly Became A Streaming Hit
By Jonathan Klotz
| Published

For the last decade as streaming has taken off in homes around the world, it’s become possible for films that lost historical amounts of money in theaters to find success, even if it might be the post-Mystery Science Theater 3000 trend of “so bad it’s good.” That’s why a massive flop, for example say, Morbius, and films that slightly missed the mark like The Fall Guy can turn it around and become a streaming success.
What’s even more impressive is the amazing turnaround of 2013’s Jack the Giant Slayer, which lost Legendary Pictures an alleged $200 million, only to end up topping streaming charts in 2025.
The Classic Fairy Tale With A Twist

Everyone knows the story of Jack and the Beanstalk, the classic fairy tale about selling a horse for magic beans and climbing a beanstalk to find a giant living in the clouds. It’s simple, contains multiple morals, and can be easily adjusted to turn Jack into the villain, but Jack the Giant Slayer instead asks, “What if there was no moral, and instead of one giant, there was an entire army of evil giants?” The movie is the classic story, as you’ve never seen it before, and it almost works.
Nicholas Hoult plays Jack, the young man who finds himself trading his horse to a monk in exchange for beans that he can’t allow to get wet, ever. Like the rules in Gremlins, it’s not long before Jack accidentally gets the beans wet and a beanstalk grows under his house with the princess, Isabell (Eleanor Tomlinson), trapped inside as it grows into the sky. All the king’s men gather to rescue the princess, including Lord Roderick (Stanley Tucci), who, thankfully, Jack the Giant Slayer makes obvious is very evil, very quickly.
It’s up to Jack, Isabell, and the loyal Knight, Elmont (Ewan McGregor) to save the kingdom and stop the invasion of giants led by Roderick and the giant two-headed General Fallon (Bill Nighy). If there’s one thing Jack the Giant Slayer does better than every other adaptation, it’s the third act featuring a full-blown war between humans and giants, with a touch of humor and absurdity. Watching a giant toss a windmill like the glaive from Krull is the perfect amount of off-beat to distract from a surprising amount of body horror in both the giant’s designs and Fallon’s ultimate fate.
A Movie For No One

Jack the Giant Slayer looks too good, and the star-studded cast is having way too much fun for it to be a truly bad movie. The problem is that the pacing is off: it takes a little too long to get to the good stuff, then it feels a little too rushed, and though it is a fun adventure, it’s also, like the source material, simplistic. It’s not like the movie wasn’t watched in theaters; it made $197 million worldwide, which would be a great haul except it cost $185 million to make, and that’s not including the extensive marketing campaign.
The push and pull of director Bryan Singer’s vision of a dark take on the fable, complete with actual people-eating on screen, and the sanitized version that hit theaters, which was still too dark for children, since the film is surprisingly rated PG-13, meant it ended up being a film for no one. The Rotten Tomatoes ratings, of 52 percent from critics and 55 percent from the audience, are proof that the final product is not great, but not bad; it’s a movie that will keep you watching for a few hours and then leave no lasting impression. These days, Lionsgate and Sony wish they’d release a movie that is that well-received, as even Jack the Giant Slayer looks like a masterpiece compared to Borderlands or Kraven the Hunter.
Streaming is the perfect home for Jack the Giant Slayer, and 10 years later, it no longer matters that the movie lost hundreds of millions in theaters. It finally gets to stand on its own as a fun, if unremarkable, fantasy adventure.
Entertainment
The Best Spider-Man Movie Ever Made Is Now On Netflix
By Chris Snellgrove
| Published

While the studio achieved success with the Venom trilogy of movies, Sony has generally run the Spider-Man brand into the ground with awful movies based on his supporting characters, including Morbius, Kraven the Hunter, and Madame Web. However, the studio managed to knock it out of the park with a 2018 film that most fans agree is the best Spider-Man movie ever made. That film is Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), and you can now stream this colorful cartoon classic for yourself on Netflix.
The premise of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is that gifted student Miles Morales gets bitten by a spider that gives him similar abilities to those of his favorite hero, Spider-Man. After he witnesses his idol’s death, he decides to help with Spidey’s final mission: stopping Kingpin from using a collider that threatens all of space and time. Once different spider heroes begin showing up from different realities, though, they must all work together to take down the kingpin of crime before he manages to destroy the entire multiverse.
Your Celebrity Sense Is Tingling

There’s a surprising amount of big names providing the voices for Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, including Lily Tomlin (best known for Nashville) as Aunt May. Jake Johnson (best known for New Girl) plays a schlubby Spider-Man from another universe while Zoë Kravitz (best known for The Batman) plays Mary Jane. Her heroic Peter Parker, incidentally, is played by Chris Pine (best known for Star Trek).
Additionally, Hailee Steinfeld (best known for Sinners) plays Spider-Gwen, and Nicolas Cage (best known for Face/Off) plays the gravelly-voiced Spider-Man Noir. Comedian John Mulaney voices Spider-Ham, while Liev Schreiber (best known for Spotlight) plays the conniving Kingpin. Holding the entire cast together is Shameik Moore (best known outside these films for Samaritan), who transforms Miles Morales into a hilariously relatable everyman who is suddenly responsible for saving all of reality from a grieving madman.
A Thwippy Hit With Audiences And Critics

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse came out and delivered a Kingpin-sized hit right when Sony needed one the most. The film earned $394 million against a budget of only $90 million, making this animated adventure an unqualified success at the box office. It was followed by a highly-acclaimed sequel (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse), and fans are eagerly awaiting the third film (Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse) that will bring this ambitious trilogy to a satisfying conclusion.
When Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse came out, movie reviewers decided that Miles Morales certainly knew how to thwip it good. On Rotten Tomatoes, it has a 97 percent, with critics praising the movie for its powerful blend of emotional storytelling and cutting-edge animation. They also commended the film for balancing heart, humor, and pulse-pounding action, making Into the Spider-Verse the rare story that delivers literally everything you could want from a superhero movie.
An Award-Winning Superhero Masterpiece

This critical adoration meant it was no surprise when Into the Spider-Verse became an awards darling, earning every single Annie Award (the Annies focus on American animation) it was nominated for, including Best Animated Feature. Additionally, the film took home a Golden Globe for Best Animated Feature Film and even an Academy Award for Best Animated Feature Film. The latter achievement was particularly impressive because this was the first time the award had been won by a non-Disney, non-Pixar film in seven years!
When Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse was first announced, I had a bad feeling about it: I loved Miles Morales and Gwen Stacy, but after the two Amazing Spider-Man movies, I wasn’t sure if Sony could do these characters justice. Making matters worse was that modern Spider-Man comics writing (including the comics that introduced the Spider-Verse in the first place) was largely hit-or-miss, so I feared we might get a bad adaptation of an already mediocre story. Finally, I thought the animation in the first trailer looked weird and that watching the movie might give me a very literal headache.
Sony Finally Takes A Leap

However, I saw the film in theaters on opening night, and I’ve never been quite so happy to be wrong. The animation is almost hypnotically beautiful, and the film’s top-notch art design helped bring the unique comic book aesthetic to life on the big screen. Plus, the story is both entertaining and powerful, giving us a multiversal tale that is more epic in scope and more moving in execution than anything the Marvel Cinematic Universe has ever done.
By every possible metric, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is the best Spider-Man movie ever made, one that honors decades of comic history while helping a newer incarnation of the title character take center stage. A good Spidey story always focuses on relationships as much as action, and Miles Morales’ interactions with his family are often powerful enough to make you cry. The same can be said of his interactions with Peter B. Parker, who goes from being a slovenly mentor to someone who realizes how much he has to learn from his pupil.
It’s got killer animation, breathtaking fights, a perfect cast, and a completely unforgettable story. Whether you’re an old-school comics fan or you just enjoy a good blockbuster, you owe it to yourself to stream Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse on Netflix today. Afterward, you can join the rest of us in crossing fingers, toes, and webshooters that Beyond the Spider-Verse brings the house down when it brings this trilogy to a close in 2027.

Entertainment
This $43 bundle quietly upgrades your entire PC experience
TL;DR: This rare Microsoft bundle deal gives you a lifetime license to Microsoft Office Professional 2021 for Windows and Windows 11 Pro for only $42.97 (reg. $418.99) through May 17.
$42.97
$418.99
Save $376.02
Looking for an affordable way to make your old PC feel new again? If you don’t have the funds to buy a brand new computer, don’t worry. The Ultimate Microsoft Office Professional 2021 for Windows lifetime license and Windows 11 Pro Bundle is the next best thing, offering your computer a total upgrade for only $42.97 through May 17.
Don’t count out your dusty old PC. This Microsoft bundle is here to give it a total facelift for less than $50. It kicks off with a lifetime license to some of the brand’s most popular tools — Microsoft Office, which you’ll pay for once and enjoy without any subscription fees.
Mashable Deals
You’ll get permanent access to a suite of eight helpful apps with Microsoft Office Professional 2021 for Windows. It includes staples that have been around for decades, like Word, Excel, PowerPoint, and Outlook. You’ll also get newer favorites like Teams, OneNote, Access, and Publisher.
Once you’ve loaded the apps onto your device, you can upgrade your OS to Windows 11 Pro. It’s an operating system made for modern professionals, with tools that support your workflow. Enjoy a more powerful search experience, improved voice typing, a seamless interface, snap layouts, and much more.
You can rest easy knowing Windows 11 Pro takes your cybersecurity seriously. You’ll have biometric logins, encrypted authentication, and advanced antivirus defenses to keep your data secure.
Mashable Deals
Show your PC some love with the Microsoft Office Professional 2021 for Windows and Windows 11 Pro bundle for only $42.97 (reg. $418.99) now until May 17.
StackSocial prices subject to change.
Entertainment
Star Trek’s First Broadcast Episode Was Very Carefully Chosen, Because It Was Boring
By Chris Snellgrove
| Published

These days, Star Trek is a bona fide pop culture phenomenon. But during the development of The Original Series, there was anxiety that the general public wouldn’t really understand Gene Roddenberry’s mashing up Western tropes with a sci-fi setting. Making matters worse was that the original pilot, “The Cage,” had been rejected by NBC for being too brainy. Fortunately, Roddenberry got a chance to shoot another pilot, one which impressed the network enough to order an entire season worth of episodes.
Several episodes of Star Trek: The Original Series had already been shot when the time came for this new show to make its broadcast premiere. The first episode that the general public saw was “The Man Trap,” which featured a shapeshifting monster that was revealed to be an alien salt vampire. This good-but-not-great episode was an odd choice, and it was one that the cast and crew hated. As it turns out, though, this episode was very carefully selected by executives because it served as an inoffensive, relatively straightforward encapsulation of everything Star Trek had to offer.
It’s A Trap!

Most of the information we have about why “The Man Trap” was selected as Star Trek’s first episode comes from the book Inside Star Trek: The Real Story. Within this impressive reference tome, Robert H. Justman and Herbert F. Solow revealed something surprising: NBC had several other episodes to choose from for the premiere, including “The Corbomite Maneuver,” “Charlie X,” “Mudd’s Women,” “Where No Man Has Gone Before,” and “The Naked Time.” All of them had already been shot and were mostly finished, so it was just a matter of figuring out which episode would serve as the best introduction to Star Trek, a heretofore unknown sci-fi series.
“The Man Trap” won out, mostly because the powers that be worried that other episodes would be off-putting to general audiences in some very specific ways. For example, they worried that audiences would find “Charlie X” a story that was “too gentle” because it focused on an adolescent with special powers. This was probably the right call, in retrospect: when Variety gave a negative review of “The Man Trap” (an episode chosen, in part, because of its relative maturity), they declared that Star Trek: The Original Series was “better suited to the Saturday morning kidvid bloc” (ouch!).
A Monster Hit Of An Episode

“The Corbomite Maneuver” was a great potential choice, but this episode’s impressive special effects were still in post-production, and almost all of its action took place on the ship. “Where No Man Has Gone Before” really outlined the premise of the new show, but it was deemed “expository” for general audiences expecting more action and danger. Justman thought “The Naked Time” was a killer introduction to the crew’s personalities, but the network passed, presumably because of how over-the-top (half-naked, swashbuckling Sulu? Oh, my!) that episode gets. “Mudd’s Women,” meanwhile, was deemed too offensive because the plot involved literally selling women to miners.
Through this process of elimination, executives decided that “The Man Trap” was the best intro to Star Trek. It had cool scenes on both the Enterprise and a distant outpost (a strange new world) and featured a straightforward action plot you didn’t have to be a sci-fi aficionado to understand. Finally, it was all about finding and defeating a creepy monster, which offered thrills to audiences of all ages. The network’s choice paid off, and Star Trek: The Original Series became the most popular sci-fi show in television history, even though the cast (including William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy) thought “The Man Trap” was the worst possible episode they could have chosen.

All of this is a keen reminder of how much thought and work went into putting Star Trek’s best foot forward. It might be a reminder that Paramount’s current upper leadership needs, as Starfleet Academy hit the ground running with the worst episodes of Season 1. The show got better after that, but it didn’t matter because the prospective audience had already been driven away. As it turns out, today’s execs need to learn something that the network execs of the ‘60s had learned very well: series succeed when you give the audience what they want to see and not what you want to show!
Entertainment
How A Fantasy Box Office Bomb Lost $200 Million In Theaters, And Suddenly Became A Streaming Hit
By Jonathan Klotz
| Published

For the last decade as streaming has taken off in homes around the world, it’s become possible for films that lost historical amounts of money in theaters to find success, even if it might be the post-Mystery Science Theater 3000 trend of “so bad it’s good.” That’s why a massive flop, for example say, Morbius, and films that slightly missed the mark like The Fall Guy can turn it around and become a streaming success.
What’s even more impressive is the amazing turnaround of 2013’s Jack the Giant Slayer, which lost Legendary Pictures an alleged $200 million, only to end up topping streaming charts in 2025.
The Classic Fairy Tale With A Twist

Everyone knows the story of Jack and the Beanstalk, the classic fairy tale about selling a horse for magic beans and climbing a beanstalk to find a giant living in the clouds. It’s simple, contains multiple morals, and can be easily adjusted to turn Jack into the villain, but Jack the Giant Slayer instead asks, “What if there was no moral, and instead of one giant, there was an entire army of evil giants?” The movie is the classic story, as you’ve never seen it before, and it almost works.
Nicholas Hoult plays Jack, the young man who finds himself trading his horse to a monk in exchange for beans that he can’t allow to get wet, ever. Like the rules in Gremlins, it’s not long before Jack accidentally gets the beans wet and a beanstalk grows under his house with the princess, Isabell (Eleanor Tomlinson), trapped inside as it grows into the sky. All the king’s men gather to rescue the princess, including Lord Roderick (Stanley Tucci), who, thankfully, Jack the Giant Slayer makes obvious is very evil, very quickly.
It’s up to Jack, Isabell, and the loyal Knight, Elmont (Ewan McGregor) to save the kingdom and stop the invasion of giants led by Roderick and the giant two-headed General Fallon (Bill Nighy). If there’s one thing Jack the Giant Slayer does better than every other adaptation, it’s the third act featuring a full-blown war between humans and giants, with a touch of humor and absurdity. Watching a giant toss a windmill like the glaive from Krull is the perfect amount of off-beat to distract from a surprising amount of body horror in both the giant’s designs and Fallon’s ultimate fate.
A Movie For No One

Jack the Giant Slayer looks too good, and the star-studded cast is having way too much fun for it to be a truly bad movie. The problem is that the pacing is off: it takes a little too long to get to the good stuff, then it feels a little too rushed, and though it is a fun adventure, it’s also, like the source material, simplistic. It’s not like the movie wasn’t watched in theaters; it made $197 million worldwide, which would be a great haul except it cost $185 million to make, and that’s not including the extensive marketing campaign.
The push and pull of director Bryan Singer’s vision of a dark take on the fable, complete with actual people-eating on screen, and the sanitized version that hit theaters, which was still too dark for children, since the film is surprisingly rated PG-13, meant it ended up being a film for no one. The Rotten Tomatoes ratings, of 52 percent from critics and 55 percent from the audience, are proof that the final product is not great, but not bad; it’s a movie that will keep you watching for a few hours and then leave no lasting impression. These days, Lionsgate and Sony wish they’d release a movie that is that well-received, as even Jack the Giant Slayer looks like a masterpiece compared to Borderlands or Kraven the Hunter.
Streaming is the perfect home for Jack the Giant Slayer, and 10 years later, it no longer matters that the movie lost hundreds of millions in theaters. It finally gets to stand on its own as a fun, if unremarkable, fantasy adventure.

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